🎤 Crack My Bat (Kansas Slap) (Your exact words, structured) [Chorus] Swish with Tish is taking her bat and taking a big Whack at Matt - bad Matt and robin too, you too Sue - try to sue - Kansas has an anti-slapp - I will slap right back at you - and crack my motherfucking bat - at bad Matt and Robin too - see serene Dorrine - I am protected when I’m speaking my truth! You’re not so clean and your life is not a dream! [Verse 1] That court report is gonna look really special - just like I’m walkin after school special. I am an afterschool special. I must’ve been so special because he would walk in after school - for a private social - with one goal - he wanted me to help him with his … pole! It’s too late! You opened the gate! I’m flooding the scene, exposing you’re not so clean! Bad Matt and robin too - how fucking dare you! Was it a dare and it went too far?! Fare, nah - not for me you see I’m spittin’ even tho he said you have to swallow - I can’t take a drink - dr pecker - cause that’s what he gave me after the swallow of his pecker. Swish this bish out with that bat - [Chorus] at bad Matt and Robin too - see serene Dorrine - I am protected when I’m speaking my truth! You’re not so clean and your life is not a dream! [Verse 2] Babies got her blue jeans on as he kept trying to take mine off - no, I’m wrong right here in this song, he only cared about getting his jock rocks off - serene Dorrine take another pill, ohhhh- she’s off. Fast asleep now he’ll go creep. He tucked her in the sheets then went to my kids room and to make sure she stay quiet. Is that why serene Dorrine agreed to feed her melatonin - she never toned in. I can only imagine all the time that he peeped. Wait - peeps - whilst she sleeps and eats her cakes too just like Sue. Bringing my fat ass bat … and taking my whack [Chorus] at bad Matt and Robin too - see serene Dorrine - I am protected when I’m speaking my truth! You’re not so clean and your life is not a dream! [Verse 3] Mines been a motherfucking nightmare and it’s all because you said go get ice cream - you know the expression when people say ice cream ice cream we all scream for ice cream. I want to fucking scream every time someone told me to go get ice cream. Oh but he’ll give you special treat, you can drive his cars - not too fars - wait put your mouth here - hold still - swallow - dr pecker - no, I’m fine. I recall, I was not having a ball and now I’m bringing my bat and I’m taking my whack with Kansas having my back- anti-slapp - I will slap right back at you - and crack my motherfucking bat - [Chorus] at bad Matt and Robin too - see serene Dorrine - I am protected when I’m speaking my truth! You’re not so clean and your life is not a dream! [Bridge / Final Section] Senile - denial - penile - see while you all were living your life’s he’s been deeply destroying me - self destruction follows me as I tried to escape that hold on me. I’m fucking free! Yeah!!! this bish don’t sleep til the sun peeks! Senile - penile - Denial - see why?! Menopause - cocaine - prescriptions vs. Mary Jane - you seee serene Dorrine my life hasn’t been a dream, but I’m stepping on to the scene! I got that bat and Kansas anti slap!
