Lady Captain Trouble

[Verse 1] Captain! Long-range scanners indicate an uncharted wormhole. On screen! Oh, it's just a giant hole! Captain, I know what you're thinking, and I strongly advise against it. Don't be such a killjoy! Let's fly right in. Set a course straight ahead, Warp 5. Engage! [whirring engine sound effect] [whirring engine sound effect] [Pre-chorus] Final approach now Brace for impact Event horizon In we go [Chorus] Wild ride Into the void Through the wormhole Here we go, go, go Wild bumpy ride Into the black void Through the wormhole Here we go, go, go [Verse 2] Captain, what is this place? What are those things? Looks like... uhm... They're Mushrooms! Ginormous mushrooms, captain! Are those... uhm... Giant mushrooms with Mouths, Sir! Mouths with Piranha teeth, captain! This just feels wrong! Let's get the hell out of here! Set a course out of this hell-hole universe, Warp 9. Engage! [Chorus] Wild ride back back into the void back through the wormhole Here we go, go, go Wild bumpy ride Into the black void Through the wormhole Here we go, go, go [Bridge] It's a friggin' nightmare Of horror mushrooms Their mouths all open Piranha teeth biting (chop chop) [Outro] I’m crawling, screaming Through the glare Get the hell out Get us out of here (get us out) (get us out) (get us out)