[Spoken no music - gravelly Scottish voice, pub crowd noise in background] Wheesht the lot o' ye! Right! Five men. Flung oot the Gentlemen's Society. Excessive stompin' issue. They found a basement. They found wan-eyed Hamish. Takes his rent in Scotch. Yeah! Then — winter of 1922 Dis tortoise walked in. We called him Gerald. Gerald became the treasurer. Gerald has never lost a hand of cards. We dinnae talk aboot that. This is their song! [Verse 1] Doon in Hamish's basement Eejit-beejit crew Knick-knack, tip-top raggers Gerald's there too Haggis-baggis, count the tin Wee Gerald's on the case Finest wee tortoise In all the place [Chorus] Och we're the Raging Ragger Tagger Club (hey!) Dram-a-slam and drain the jug Braw-haw, canny-panny, shrug Kilty-wilty, that's enough Raging Ragger Tagger Club (hooch!) [Verse 2] Flung oot the Society Blethery-nethery shame Too much stompin', too much dram We came back just the same Roly-poly Hamish Takes his pay in Scotch Wishy-washy? Nae chance, pal Pure dead brilliant, och [Chorus] Och we're the Raging Ragger Tagger Club (hey!) Dram-a-slam and drain the jug Braw-haw, canny-panny, shrug Kilty-wilty, that's enough Raging Ragger Tagger Club (hooch!) [Bridge] Three rules only, listen weel Nae sober opinions! Worst hand standing buys the round Knock and ye'll be joinin' Knock and ye'll be stayin' Till Gerald takes yer shoe Och aye he will Och aye he'll take yours too [Verse 3] Tick-tock midnight, one more dram Dram-a-slam, aye, one more Higgledy Gerald, slow and smug Flat upon the floor Dilly-dally, tip yer bunnet Wee Gez takes the tin Finest wee tortoise Has ever been [Chorus] Och we're the Raging Ragger Tagger Club (hey!) Dram-a-slam and drain the jug Braw-haw, canny-panny, shrug Kilty-wilty, that's enough Raging Ragger Tagger Club (hooch!) [Outro] Raging Ragger Tagger (hey!) Raging Ragger Tagger (hooch!) Gerald took ma bunnet today Och-woch, eejit-beejit Raging Ragger Tagger Club! [Instrumental fade out]
