Party Monsters - Santa’s On The Nod (1992)

[Skit] Hey Santa! Santa! Hey Santa! Can you hear me? Just fucking stop, man! [Chorus] Sittin' 'round the yule log Drinkin' whiskey and eggnog Woke up and time to cheer 'Cause Santa's on the nod [Skit] For all you believers out there Santa Claus is not a real person He's a big... big... red-nosed... white-headed... liar! [Chorus] Sittin' 'round the yule log Drinkin' whiskey and eggnog Woke up and time to cheer 'Cause Santa's on the nod [Skit] Look, there he goes again Slurring his words, man I swear he's drunk as hell, dude! He’s not bringing any presents tonight! [Verse 1] Rudolph’s pissed, the sleigh’s in the yard Santa’s passed out in his car Elves are screaming, but no one hears The North Pole's drowning in beers [Chorus] Sittin' 'round the yule log Drinkin' whiskey and eggnog Woke up and time to cheer 'Cause Santa's on the nod [Skit] Yeah, Santa! You dropped your sack, man! Ain't no gifts this year, Just your shitty attitude! [Verse 2] Mrs. Claus, she tried to call But Santa’s face-down in the hall Christmas Eve is a total mess Looks like he couldn’t care less [Chorus] Sittin' 'round the yule log Drinkin' whiskey and eggnog Woke up and time to cheer 'Cause Santa's on the nod [Skit] You know what? Screw it! Let’s drink to Santa’s failure! Here's to no more shitty sweaters! [Bridge] Santa’s slumped by the tree Not a care, not a gift for me The reindeer flew off in a rage Christmas canceled, flip the page [Chorus] Sittin' 'round the yule log Drinkin' whiskey and eggnog Woke up and time to cheer 'Cause Santa's on the nod [Outro Skit] Oh, ho ho! Merry Christmas, my ass! Hope you like coal, 'cause that's all you’re gettin’! Santa's on the nod, folks, deal with it!