Instrumental track. Genre: Chilled Reggae Ska transforming into Heavy Punk Rock at the end. Theme: A lonely chair's day, starting sad and ending joyful. Minimal vocals (short line) at 1:30 and the final 10 seconds. The varnish is peeling, the legs are all wonky I’m stuck in the corner, I feel like a donkey Tucked by the radiator, smelling of damp Next to a flicker from a broken old lamp The hipsters avoid me, the regulars stare "Don’t sit on that one—it’s the 'dangerous' chair" I’m a four-legged ghost in a room full of noise Just waiting for life, while the world plays with toys. Chorus (The Anthem) (Fast punk tempo, heavy brass accents) I’m just a chair! A splintering mess! A structural failure, I have to confess! But don't look away, don't leave me behind I’ve got a destiny of a different kind! Yeah, I’m the chair! Verse 2 (The Tension) (Building energy, rapid-fire delivery) 8:00 PM and the tension is rising A spilled pint of lager, it’s not that surprising Voices are lifting, the mood starts to sour I’ve been waiting for this, it’s my finest hour! A shove and a shout, then a glass hits the floor The bouncer is busy bolted shut by the door Then Big Terry looks over with a glint in his eye He’s looking for leverage—he’s looking for me. Bridge (The Joy) (Half-time "skank" feel, loud horns) Lifting off the lino, flying through the air Finally, I’m more than just a shitty old chair! CRACK! goes the spindle, SNAP! goes the frame Nobody here will forget my name! I’m a weapon of choice! I’m a star of the show! One hit to the head, and down they go! Outro (Chaos, fast drums, solo trumpet blaring) I’m rubbish no more! I’m all over the floor! Just a pile of wood... But it felt so good!
