I’m standing knee-high to a grasshopper's left knee, Just a wee little fellow as you can plainly see. No, I’m not a total zero, not a typical sad sack, I’m a micro-midget hero with a target on my back! I don't wear a flashy cape, I don't need a rubber mask, In fact, surviving daylight is my primary daily task. You won't catch me throwing punches, I can’t block a heavy hook, My superpower’s running very fast away from trouble's look! (Pre-Chorus) (See me sprint!) (See me dive!) I’m the fastest little coward keeping both of us alive! (Got no brawn!) (Got no pride!) I just know the safest alley where a tiny guy can hide! (Refrain) Oh, let the giants rumble, let the heavy hitters swing, I’m a pocket-sized protector and I'm ready for the ring! ~*!⚡%#~ (Chorus) I might be a wee little man, but I want to be your human, Fighting off the chaos that the universe is spewing! I’ll take a black eye for you, I’ll take two or three or four, Getting tossed around like garbage right outside your heavy door. I don't know how to fist-fight, I don't know how to stand tall, But I'll lay my heart right out so you don't feel so damn small. Yeah, I’ll help you find your way and see a better-looking day, I’m that mighty little friend who's gonna stay right in the fray! (Verse 2) Sure, I’ll probably end up flat as a pancake on the street, With a dozen giant footprints walking over both my feet. And yeah, I might be sipping chamomile and taking lots of tea Just to nurse the massive bruises where a monster stepped on me! I’m a tiny little guardian with zero self-control, Trading all my physical integrity to save your soul. When the midnight demons call and everything is going black, I’m the miniature soldier who is watching out your back! (Pre-Chorus) (Drink the tea!) (Ice the face!) Patch me up and put me back into my proper place! (Am I bruised?) (Am I beat?) Yeah, but I’m the best damn friend you’ll ever meet on tiny feet! [instrumental break] (Final Message / Outro) Look at the size of me! Look at the size of them! I’m a micro-midget hero and I’m riding to the end! (Take the hit!) (Sip the tea!) I’m your tiny little human for eternity! (Run away!) (Stand your ground!) I’m the smallest little giant that you've ever had around!
