[Chorus] Bierschiss! In Germany wie call it Bierschiss! Bierschiss! Getting rid of Bierschiss is a bliss. Bierschiss! I'm not ok with this! Bierschiss!!!!!! [Verse] I got the strangest feel this morning. Right after waking up. At first everything was like normal. But suddenly my bowels growl. The Coffey made them wanna start to get rid of what happend on last night. I ask myself what's it about. Did I drink way too many stouts? But there's no time for taking guesses. I'm feeling the abyss. I rip my trousers from my body, there's no chance to hold back my... [Chorus] Bierschiss! In Germany wie call it Bierschiss! Bierschiss! Getting rid of Bierschiss is a bliss. Bierschiss! I'm not ok with this! Bierschiss!!!!!! [Verse] Even the Bristol stool scale is not able to explain that Schiss. And all I know is that I need a new and clean mattress. I shat myself while I was sleeping. This happens when you're drunk as fuck. The bad news is that this is not my flat - well that is bad luck. So climbing our the window seems to be a legit plan. I opened it and jumped right down. I am a sporty man. And then I left, but first I stopped and took an intense piss. Strange things can happen when you wake up, having a.... [Chorus] Bierschiss! In Germany wie call it Bierschiss! Bierschiss! Getting rid of Bierschiss is a bliss. Bierschiss! I'm not ok with this! Bierschiss!!!!!!
