Napkin🌫️🖖🏻👁️👻👁️🖖🏻🌫️by the Sea

[Verse 1] A napkin decided to run from the dining room, She was sick of the knives and forks. She loved riding on the curtain, And drinking a cocktail called “Napkins by the Sea.” [Chorus] “You rag!” the knives and forks would cry. “The napkin has her head in the clouds like a fool. Today she's dressed completely wrong for the weather, But tomorrow she'll escape to the sea for sure!” [Verse 2] The napkin was making napkin plans, Expecting absolutely nothing from lipstick. But after lunch, they smeared her all over — And that was the victory Of the fork gang! [Chorus] “You rag!” the knives and forks would cry. “The napkin has her head in the clouds like a fool. Today she's dressed completely wrong for the weather, But tomorrow she'll escape to the sea for sure!” [Verse 3] Lipstick-stained, the napkin ran like mad, Straight toward the distant sea. There were jellyfish waiting there, And Uncle Bens, catching gobies And drinking sorrowfully. [Chorus — Variation] “You rag!” — but now the knives and forks Were silent as can be. “The napkin, like a fool, is running in lipstick! Today she's dressed completely wrong for the weather, But tomorrow she'll leave with Bens!” [Verse 4] The sea wave rocked her gently, And deep beneath the ocean's blue The happy little napkin slowly melted. Uncle Bens saw no reason whatsoever Not to have another drink. [Final Chorus — Stars Whispering] “You're a wonder!” whispered all the stars. “A beautiful napkin, lovely as a planet! Today you're swimming wild and free, And tomorrow you'll marry Uncle Bens!”