Bombardier Beetle!

[Bugle Call] [Spoken Intro] No one would have believed we were being watched from the shadows. While the bugs walked the Earth, marching blindly through their daily routines, cold, eight-legged intellects studied them, slowly and silently weaving their dark plans against us [Bugle Call] [Verse 1] With a shell of copper green And an attitude so bold He’s got a toxic secret And a story to be told When danger comes a-creeping He doesn't freeze or succumb He simply turns his back to them And blasts them with his bum! [Pre-Chorus] Oh, he plants his tiny feet Down into the dirt and grime Little tank upon six legs Ready for his combat time! [Chorus] Bomberdeer beetle! A chemical surprise Bomberdeer beetle! A boiling flash right in your eyes Bomberdeer beetle! He don't beg, he will not break Bomberdeer beetle! Cross his path, a bad mistake [Verse 2] He mixes up his potions In a microscopic lab A bubbling, toxic lotion That will leave a stinging scab It comes shooting from his rear At two hundred twelve degrees A tiny, steaming warrior Bringing spiders to their knees! [Chorus] Bomberdeer beetle! Our final shield for humankind Bomberdeer beetle! The greatest weapon we could find Bomberdeer beetle! When the eight-legged shadows swarm Bomberdeer beetle! Earth's only hope to brave the storm! [Bridge] No sharp fangs, no mighty roar Just a backside built for war Smallest brawler on the scene Shooting acid, hot and mean! He points his bum to take his aim And lets it fly right through the frame A tiny geyser, fierce and high Steaming under open sky! [Chorus] Bomberdeer beetle! The spider army meets its doom Bomberdeer beetle! He saves the planet with a boom! Bomberdeer beetle! The eight-legged threat is blown away Bomberdeer beetle! Our tiny hero saves the day!