Earthling Cow

🎸👽 “BLORP ZEE FRANDZ” 👽🎸 By TonnyTorch & The Galactic Dumpster Fire --- [Intro] ZEEBLAK TORNADOOOO! FRIBBA NARF! WEE WOO WEE WOO planet explod-o-noise --- [Verse 1] Glorpin vabba shooby-dee Earthling throwin’ cow at me Nib-nob laser made of cheese WHY YOU SHOOT OUR SPACESHIP PLEASE?! Blarf! Blarf! We come in snack You shoot missile at our back Grandma Zorg was makin’ stew NOW SHE FLOAT BY KALAMAZOO --- [Pre-Chorus] WIBBA DIBBA DORK DORK DORK Human panic in New York We bring coupon! We bring pie! WHY YOU MAKE OUR UNCLE FRY?! --- [Chorus] BLORP ZEE FRANDZ! GLEEBA GLOOO! We no wanna vaporize you! Snarfle peep and boinga bean Now our mothership smell like spleen! HEY! YOOPA YOOPA TEE TEE TAA! Earth guy screaming “NRAAAAH!” We say “hug,” you say “kaboom!” Now we livin’ in your moon! --- [Verse 2] Captain Zorgix lose his pants Running from your fighter jets DJ Scruvy play bass line Alien cops say “THAT’S A CRIME” Phred Durst bang drum with fish TonnyTorch grant peace-world wish But Nebraska launch a nuke Now our goat got extra tooth --- [Bridge] slow dramatic alien choir Oooooo blabba zeeeee… Friendship coupon expired… Oooooo glibba freeeee… Somebody stole our space tires… --- [Breakdown] SKREEEEEEEE!!! WOMP WOMP BEEP BEEP SHLORP DA BING BONG MISTER PRESIDENT EAT OUR FLAN?! --- [Final Chorus] BLORP ZEE FRANDZ! DO NOT FEAR! We just crash in atmosphere! Take us taco, take us beer* (non-alcoholic for galactic safety) GLIBBA GLABBA HOOTY HOO We forgive you… mostly you… Next time maybe wave hello NOT MISSILE TO UFOOOOOO! --- [Outro] zapping noises “uhhh… Steve… why alien egg hatching?” “BRO RUN.” 👽🥚💥