When you're running for the loo, but it's coming out like goo, diarrhea, diarrhea. When you're feeling really sick, and it's coming out real quick, diarrhea, diarrhea. Eating tacos on the street, now you're heating up the seat, diarrhea, diarrhea. When a fart is not just air, and you feel something there, diarrhea, diarrhea. When you're out on your first date, and your stomach seals your fate, diarrhea, diarrhea. When you're stuck in traffic's mess, feeling intestinal distress, diarrhea, diarrhea. On a hike, away from home, wishing for a porcelain throne, diarrhea, diarrhea.