Santa, It’s Complicated

"Oh Santa, we really need to talk…" [Verse 1] You said you’d slide down my chimney, But baby, you ghosted instead. You wrapped your words up in tinsel, But they fell apart when you fled. [Pre-Chorus] I wrote my wish list, sent it twice, You promised love, not bad advice. Now you’re stuck on read — congratulations, I’m done with all your complications! [Chorus] Santa, it’s complicated — You say I’m nice, but you’re outdated. I don’t need your sleigh, your snow, your games, My heart’s not part of your reindeer chain. Santa, it’s complicated — I moved on, I’m upgraded! You missed your shot, so baby, save it — Santa… it’s complicated. [Verse 2] You showed up late to my fireplace, Spillin’ cocoa all over the place. I used to wait for your big red call, Now I deck these halls without you at all. [Chorus] Santa, it’s complicated — You say I’m nice, but you’re outdated. I don’t need your sleigh, your snow, your games, My heart’s not part of your reindeer chain. Santa, it’s complicated — I moved on, I’m upgraded! You missed your shot, so baby, save it — Santa… it’s complicated [Bridge] Hey Santa… yeah, it’s me. I just wanted to say — maybe check your GPS next time, okay? ‘Cause I’m not waiting under mistletoe… for someone who’s stuck on “maybe.” [Chorus] Santa, it’s complicated — You say I’m nice, but you’re outdated. I don’t need your sleigh, your snow, your games, My heart’s not part of your reindeer chain. Santa, it’s complicated — I moved on, I’m upgraded! You missed your shot, so baby, save it — Santa… it’s complicated [Final Chorus] Santa, it’s complicated — You played it cool, I celebrated! You can keep your list and sleigh tonight, I’ve got my glow, I’m shining bright. Santa, it’s complicated — I’m done, I’ve graduated! I don’t need your love belated — Santa… it’s complicated. “Oh Santa, don’t call me, call your therapist.”