This Pill’s Definitely Not From CVS (Remastered)

Comedic white rapper with a nerdy, semi-spoken conversational flow, clever multisyllabic rhymes, and awkward storytelling about a bizarre morning routine that turns into a psychedelic adventure, full of self-deprecating humor, hyper-specific goofy details, and random outside commentary from bystanders, over a bouncy, minimal hip-hop beat with quirky synths, crisp trap drums, playful pizzicato strings, and sitcom-style quirky energy

Cap on, propeller spin, I’m a human helicopter,
Walkin’ down the street like a dad on a budget for fun, no offer.

Old dude on his porch says, “Hey son, you lost your mind or hat?”
I say, “Both, sir. But mostly hat, can’t find my sanity, that’s a fact.”

See a rainbow pill just chillin’ on the sidewalk like a dropped Skittle,
I’m like, “Well, can’t be worse than last night’s ramen, little brittle.”
Pop it in my mouth, wait for magic like a Disney intro,
Instead I get a mind kaleidoscope spinning like a 90s DVD promo.

[Chorus]
Rainbow pill got me floatin’, feelin’ like a cartoon extra,
Cap still twirlin’, brain’s doing backflips like a wild Texter,
Old lady whisperin’, “That boy’s gone full loco,”
But I’m just tryna chill and vibe with the rainbow.

[Verse 2]
Mailbox calls me out, “Hey you, lookin’ like a lost balloon,”
I say, “Nah, just floatin’ through life, might land on the moon.”
Pass a dog who stares like he’s seen my browser history,
I swear he said, “Bruh, this ain’t normal, that cap’s a mystery.”

Kid on a bike yells, “Yo man, you tryna start a propeller gang?”
I nod, “Yeah, next meeting’s at the park, bring your weirdest slang.”

Trip on a crack in the sidewalk, tumble into a trash can,
Pick myself up like, “Yo, this is the new me—messy but with a plan.”

Some lady shouts, “Sir, are you alright or just paintin’ the town?”
I wink, “Both, ma’am. I’m a walking mess, but I wear the crown.”

[Bridge]
Colors swirling like a mood ring on a sugar high,
Neighbors peeking out windows, probably think I’m gonna fly,
But I’m just on a walk, cap spinning like my thoughts,
Tryna find some meaning in this pill that I bought... uh, found?

[Outro]
So here I am, just a dude with a hat and a questionable pill,
Walkin’ through life, awkward as hell, but I’m keepin’ it real.
If you see me on your block, just wave or maybe run,
Cause I’m on my weird trip, and honestly—it’s kinda fun.

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[Verse 1] Woke up lookin’ like I lost a fight with a pillow, face all scrunched, Brush in hand, toothpaste blob bigger than my future plans, Try to floss, but I’m tanglin’ like I’m tryna untie the universe, Spit so much foam it looks like a science experiment rehearse. Cap on, propeller spin, I’m a human helicopter, Walkin’ down the street like a dad on a budget for fun, no offer. Old dude on his porch says, “Hey son, you lost your mind or hat?” I say, “Both, sir. But mostly hat, can’t find my sanity, that’s a fact.” See a rainbow pill just chillin’ on the sidewalk like a dropped Skittle, I’m like, “Well, can’t be worse than last night’s ramen, little brittle.” Pop it in my mouth, wait for magic like a Disney intro, Instead I get a mind kaleidoscope spinning like a 90s DVD promo. [Chorus] Rainbow pill got me floatin’, feelin’ like a cartoon extra, Cap still twirlin’, brain’s doing backflips like a wild Texter, Old lady whisperin’, “That boy’s gone full loco,” But I’m just tryna chill and vibe with the rainbow. [Verse 2] Mailbox calls me out, “Hey you, lookin’ like a lost balloon,” I say, “Nah, just floatin’ through life, might land on the moon.” Pass a dog who stares like he’s seen my browser history, I swear he said, “Bruh, this ain’t normal, that cap’s a mystery.” Kid on a bike yells, “Yo man, you tryna start a propeller gang?” I nod, “Yeah, next meeting’s at the park, bring your weirdest slang.” Trip on a crack in the sidewalk, tumble into a trash can, Pick myself up like, “Yo, this is the new me—messy but with a plan.” Some lady shouts, “Sir, are you alright or just paintin’ the town?” I wink, “Both, ma’am. I’m a walking mess, but I wear the crown.” [Bridge] Colors swirling like a mood ring on a sugar high, Neighbors peeking out windows, probably think I’m gonna fly, But I’m just on a walk, cap spinning like my thoughts, Tryna find some meaning in this pill that I bought... uh, found? [Chorus] Rainbow pill got me floatin’, feelin’ like a cartoon extra, Cap still twirlin’, brain’s doing backflips like a wild Texter, Old lady whisperin’, “That boy’s gone full loco,” But I’m just tryna chill and vibe with the rainbow. [Outro] So here I am, just a dude with a hat and a questionable pill, Walkin’ through life, awkward as hell, but I’m keepin’ it real. If you see me on your block, just wave or maybe run, Cause I’m on my weird trip, and honestly—it’s kinda fun.

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