[VERSE 1] [MALE VOCAL] Okay. I am here. Against all advice. Against... common sense... and the app's... own... device. I have... written... some... terms... for... this... second... "date." A... "Memorandum of Understanding"... to... state... ...The... parameters... clearly... for... all... that... ensues. A... list... of... definitive... "Don'ts"... not... just... "Do's". ...You... brought... glitter. That's... Item... One... on... the... list. "No... 'particles'... 'ambient'... 'craft-based'... 'mist'!" [CHORUS] [MALE VOCAL] We must have some ground rules for chaos! A... framework... a... structure... a... "plan"! If... we... are... to... "interface"... clearly... This... woman... must... "adhere"... to... this... man! No... "spontaneous... humming"! No... "touching... my... "food"! No... "asking... the... 'vibe'... of... my... 'mood'"! This... is... not... a... "romance"! It's... a... "data... review"! A... "follow-up... study"... of... "me"... and... of... "you"! [VERSE 2] [MALE VOCAL] You're... not... listening... are... you? You're... "doodling"... "now." On... the... "Memorandum"! You've... "drawn"... a... "cow"! This... is... a... "binding... agreement"! This... "matters"! My... whole... "actuarial... "world"... is... in... "tatters"! I... "like"... "order"! I... "like"... "quiet"! I... "like"... "things... in... a... "row"! You... are... "entropy"... "personified"! You... are... "Go... Go... Go!" Why... did... I... come... here? The... risk... is... too... "high"! The... "probability... "of... "failure"... is... "nigh"! [CHORUS] [MALE VOCAL] We must have some ground rules for chaos! A... framework... a... structure... a... "plan"! If... we... are... to... "interface"... clearly... This... woman... must... "adhere"... to... this... man! No... "spontaneous... humming"! No... "touching... my... "food"! No... "asking... the... 'vibe'... of... my... 'mood'"! This... is... not... a... "romance"! It's... a... "data... review"! A... "follow-up... study"... of... "me"... and... of... "you"! [BRIDGE] [MALE VOCAL] And... you... just... "smiled." The... one... from... "last... "night." It's... "destabilizing"! It's... "not... "right"! My... "heart... rate"... is... "elevated"... "past... "the... "norm"! This... is... not... "compliance"! This... is... a... "storm"! She's... "charming". That's... "alarming"! That's... the... "variable... X"... I... "abhor"! ...She's... "laughing". ...She's... "laughing"... at... the... "cow"... ...And... I... don't... want... to... "leave"... any... "more." [OUTRO] [MALE VOCAL] ...This... is... a... "consequence". ...This... is... "unplanned". ...She... just... threw... glitter... all... "over... "my... "hand." ...It's... "sticking". ...It's... "shiny". ...My... "system"... is... "crashing"... ...This... is... "not"... "in... "the... "Memorandum"! ...What... is... "happening"...? ...What... is... this... "feeling"...?
