TOTALLY LEGIT !? (A Song About Absolutely Trustworthy Emails) Copyright by STRANGEDT, 06.06.25 [Music Build Up] [Verse 1] I woke up this morning, inbox full of light. A lottery from far-off lands wrote me last night. They said I’m chosen, my luck is divine. All I need is my soul... and my credit line. [Pre-Chorus] No red flags here, it’s destiny’s kiss, A lottery I never joined — how could I miss? You call it phishing — I call it fate. You call it foolish — I call it great. You check for red flags — I click them with pride. You run from scams — I let them inside. [Chorus] Yeah, it's totally legit, oh, I swear it's true, They want to give a million bucks to me — not you. Just need my bank, my name, and ID pic, It’s not a scam, it’s magic, quick and slick! Yeah, I'm fucking rich — who needs common sense? This stranger's kindness makes so much sense! Yeah, it's totally legit, oh, I swear it's true, They want to give a million bucks to me — not you. Yes, it's totally legit, don’t be so cold, Who wouldn't trust a mail written in bold? I clicked the link, what could go wrong? I even sang them this trusting song! (Oh yeah!) [Guitar Solo] [Verse 2] Ignore the warnings, ignore the signs, What could go wrong with dotted lines? They called me “Dear Beloved,” how sweet is that? They even knew my name, well, almost... sort of... not. A grammar masterpiece, with fonts that scream, “Trust me, I’m real — not a hacker’s dream!” [Pre-Chorus] No red flags here, it’s destiny’s kiss, A lottery I never joined — how could I miss? You call it phishing — I call it fate. You call it foolish — I call it great. You check for red flags — I click them with pride. You run from scams — I let them inside. [Chorus] Yeah, it's totally legit, oh, I swear it's true, They want to give a million bucks to me — not you. Just need my bank, my name, and ID pic, It’s not a scam, it’s magic, quick and slick! Yeah, I'm fucking rich — who needs common sense? This stranger's kindness makes so much sense! Yeah, it's totally legit, oh, I swear it's true, They want to give a million bucks to me — not you. Yes, it's totally legit, don’t be so cold, Who wouldn't trust a mail written in bold? I clicked the link, what could go wrong? I even sang them this trusting song! (Oh yeah!) [Guitar Solo] [Final Chorus] Yeah, it's totally legit, oh, I swear it's true, They want to give a million bucks to me — not you. Just need my bank, my name, and ID pic, It’s not a scam, it’s magic, quick and slick! Yeah, I'm fucking rich — who needs common sense? This stranger's kindness makes so much sense! Yeah, it's totally legit, oh, I swear it's true, They want to give a million bucks to me — not you. Yes, it's totally legit, don’t be so cold, Who wouldn't trust a mail written in bold? I clicked the link, what could go wrong? I even sang them this trusting song!
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