Scott- I have cereal that is testing the boundaries of its non nutritional varnish. May 23rd, that is the 30th anniversary of my first tax paying job. How was the drill? Scott “I remained continent so that’s good” I don’t set an alarm, I just usually arouse. You guys want to hear a story about scrabble, fate, and the power of music? Ooh, you’re smooth as a porpoise. He’s going to shove his ovipositor in his throat and you have to sacrifice yourself to cause an explosion to keep him from laying an egg in Kevin’s stomach!! Isn’t that weird our mouth and anus are connected with a big tube, of course with some sphincters in between. We are all just big worms! This magnificent gate opening technology is amazing, indistinguishable from magic. I know what’s missing in my life…… I need to spend more time on the roof. I need elevation. My entire life I’ve lived in a single story house. I need the elevation!!! (Screech voice) She’s built like a urine filled water balloon. My mouth to anus tube is done for the day Even if I live to be 100, I only have 53 more Halloweens. That’s what’s missing from modern society. Not enough shame. State schoolers have the right idea, they just start biting themselves I love mini things! Especially calendars…. Wow, that was good…. Too bad we don’t have taste buds on the other end. Scott at 7:17 “I might have coffee because I’m a human grown man.” Vessels matter, that’s why I like coffee cups! Metro calls for a special duty- “it’s probably that gelatinous killer and the girl.” Experiment baby! Use our mouths as a science lab! Oh hey! I was at Niagara Falls when you were being born! What if we genetically engineered a human that was on all 4’s that could play football, he would be better than Barry sanders! Is she exhibiting the expected intelligence of the 2nd most and 5th most intelligent dog breeds? The world would be your oyster if you had a fat fetish or an amputee fetish. See, erosion can be fun if used in the right hands. “Clark's meat is violently ending its long voyage through the galaxy of my man-flesh. “ I have an indeed job feed that feeds me Antarctic jobs in case Karen goes to Barbados for 3 months. It’s never gonna happen but... still. I used to live a liquid fecal life, but then I started eating better and now I have normal poops. Scott to Kevin- today is the last day of being gay. Scott to Scotty- listen fellow IBS traveler, all's you missed is a day in there (points to the bathroom) My daughter’s friends are a fertile dating ground for me. Do you know what underoos are? It’s kids underwear with little super hero’s on them. We had underoo parties. Me and my cousins. 7-8 years old running around in our underoos. Scott are you eating chocolate in the dark? “You just described my life homie” I’ve taken 14 journeys to middle earth on paper, and like 7 or 8 in film. That’s one of the best parts of this job, how much weener talk there is. I missed my nap so im going to need a chemical nap…..Caffeine
