
The Jumbotron Gospel
[Verse 1] [Music starts with a gentle, looping piano melody) Our love was a startup, disruptive and new We synergized our feelings past quarter-two We'd book a conference room from nine until noon For some 'strategic alignment' beneath a fluorescent moon. [Pre-Chorus] [The beat kicks in, a steady, mid-tempo] Yeah, we had that good data, that off-the-books feel A hostile takeover of something so real... [Chorus] [The music EXPLODES into a full, stadium anthem. Strings, choir, everything. Sung with utter, gut-wrenching sincerity.] OH, JUMBOTRON, YOU GLOWING JUDAS IN THE SKY! YOU HAD TO GO AND SHOW THE WHOLE WORLD MY H.R. SUP-LIE! BUT OUR LOVE WAS A ROCKET, A BEAUTIFUL RIDE! SO I'M SORRY-NOT-SORRY FOR THE FEELINGS INSIDE! Ooooh-oh-oh-oh... [Verse 2] [Music softens again, more contemplative] They say it looked bad, they say it's a mess They don't know the thrill of a shared desk caress My wife saw the clip, I guess she's confused It's just... she's legacy software, and you're the feature I'd choose. [The Bridge] [Music gets quiet, intimate, and philosophical] And to Chris, I'm viva la vida loca, But you can't put a stop to a positive cash flow... of emotion. And to my wife, I promise... when the lights are on me... ...I will try... to fix you. (Final, Epic Chorus) OH, JUMBOTRON, YOU GLOWING JUDAS IN THE SKY! YOU HAD TO GO AND SHOW THE WHOLE WORLD MY H.R. SUP-LIE! BUT OUR LOVE WAS A ROCKET, A BEAUTIFUL RIDE! SO I'M SORRY-NOT-SORRY FOR THE FEELINGS INSIDE! Ooooh-oh-oh-oh... [Acapella, crowd clapping, instuments cut out] (Epic Chorus) OH, JUMBOTRON, YOU GLOWING JUDAS IN THE SKY! YOU HAD TO GO AND SHOW THE WHOLE WORLD MY H.R. SUP-LIE! BUT OUR LOVE WAS A ROCKET, A BEAUTIFUL RIDE! SO I'M SORRY-NOT-SORRY FOR THE FEELINGS INSIDE! Ooooh-oh-oh-oh... (Final, Epic Chorus, full symphony all instruments) OH, JUMBOTRON, YOU GLOWING JUDAS IN THE SKY! YOU HAD TO GO AND SHOW THE WHOLE WORLD MY H.R. SUP-LIE! BUT OUR LOVE WAS A ROCKET, A BEAUTIFUL RIDE! SO I'M SORRY-NOT-SORRY FOR THE FEELINGS INSIDE! Ooooh-oh-oh-oh...

