Turtleneck Sweater

[INTRO catchy guitar riff repeated three times] ... ... ... ... ... [Chorus - singalong catchy] Turtleneck sweater (Turtleneck sweater) [Verse 1] Dear H.B.O. Will you read my books? It's taken decades to write with both dragons and rooks It's based on the style Of some guys with a ring And I need some money To buy a turtleneck sweater [Verse 2] It's a fluffy yarn But it should pay the rent It started off as trash But now it's excellent If you must be critical Please do it later Or else I won't be able To buy a turtleneck sweater [Chorus - singalong catchy] Turtleneck sweater (Turtleneck sweater) [Verse 3] It's two thousand pages I don't mind a change But I can't change the ending 'Cause it's just too strange I can only tell you My opinion is better And I need the money For a turtleneck sweater [Verse 4] If you like the story I can write you more I've got a thousand others I've written before I can even write them For the warmer weather But only if you promise Me a turtleneck sweater [Chorus] Turtleneck sweater (Turtleneck sweater) [OUTRO instrumental] ... ... Turtleneck sweater (Turtleneck sweater) Turtleneck sweater (Turtleneck sweater) Turtleneck sweater (Turtleneck sweater) Turtleneck sweater (Turtleneck sweater) ... ... [END]