[Intro] Ladies and gentlemen… Bass players, businessmen, Feblands far and wide… There’s only one man qualified for this song. DEXTER! Turn that bass up! 🎸 [Verse 1] He wakes up in the morning, got a business to run, Febland Group calling — there’s work to be done, Creative mind working, always making a plan, But give him a bass guitar — now he’s the main man! Venezuela Venezuela, yeah, twice is the name, Dexter on the bass bringing thunder to the game, Then he grabs the microphone, starts singing a tune, Steph’s like, “Dex… the neighbours can hear you in the next room!” 😂 He works like a machine, but he knows how to play, Got a beautiful home at the end of the day, But the greatest thing he’s built, everybody agrees, Is his crazy little family — the Fab Febland team! [Chorus] 🎵 Ohhh Dexter! Dexter! Brother, bassman, family protector, Works all day then he rocks all night, Cracking bad jokes like they’re dynamite! Ohhh Dexter! Dexter! Certified Febland legend and director, Steph by his side and the kids running wild, Sasha, Hendrix, Delilah — making Daddy smile! When the going gets tough, you know who’ll be there, With a laugh, a joke and a whole lot of care, From the boardroom straight to the amplifier, DEXTER FEBLAND — TURN IT UP HIGHER! 🎸🔥 [Verse 2] He’s got Steph beside him, the love of his life, Three amazing kids and a beautiful wife, Sasha, Hendrix, Delilah — what a crew, Never a dull moment when the Feblands come through! He loves his mum Nandi, Tali as well, And his brother Tibor — though he’ll never bloody tell! 😂 We wind each other up, yeah, that’s what brothers do, But underneath the banter, the love is always true. And when life got heavy, when I wasn’t doing well, When I landed in hospital and life became hell, Dexter was there — no judgement, no fuss, That’s the kind of brother who means everything to us. Not just when it’s easy, not just for the show, When you’re right at the bottom — that’s when you really know, Who your people are, who’ll stand beside your side, And Dex, you’ve always been there — that fills me up with pride. [Chorus] 🎵 Ohhh Dexter! Dexter! Brother, bassman, family protector, Works all day then he rocks all night, Cracking bad jokes like they’re dynamite! Ohhh Dexter! Dexter! Certified Febland legend and director, Steph by his side and the kids running wild, Sasha, Hendrix, Delilah — making Daddy smile! When the going gets tough, you know who’ll be there, With a laugh, a joke and a whole lot of care, From the boardroom straight to the amplifier, DEXTER FEBLAND — TURN IT UP HIGHER! [Weird Science Breakdown] 🧪😂 Now hold on… There’s something else you need to know about this man… Some people like The Godfather, Some people like Star Wars, But Dexter? 🎵 WEIRD SCIENCE! 🎵 Kelly LeBrock appears on the screen, Dex says, “Now THIS is proper cinema, Tibor!” 😂 Forget your Oscars, forget your reviews, If Weird Science is playing — Dexter’s cancelling the news! [Bass Solo] 🎸 DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH-DUHHHH! 🎸 “DEX! TURN IT DOWN!” “…No.” 😂 [Final Verse] So here’s to my brother, creative and strong, The reason I wanted to write him this song, A businessman, musician, a husband and dad, And one of the funniest brothers I could ever have. We’ve lived through the good times, we’ve weathered the bad, Shared stupid jokes and the memories we’ve had, And wherever life takes us, one thing remains true, Dexter, my brother — I bloody love you. ❤️ [BIG FINAL CHORUS] 🎵 DEXTER! DEXTER! Febland’s bass-playing family protector! VENEZUELA! VENEZUELA! Play that bass — there ain’t nobody better! Nandi! Tali! Tibor too! Steph and the kids — the whole damn crew! Sasha! Hendrix! Delilah shout: “DAD, TURN THE BLOODY BASS AMP DOWN!” 😂🎸 He works hard, loves hard, laughs even harder, Every single year just makes him smarter… Well… MOSTLY! 😂 Raise your glass for the brother we admire, DEXTER FEBLAND — TURN IT UP HIGHER! 🎸🔥 DEXTER! 🔥🎸 [Outro – spoken] Weird Science tonight, Dex? “Obviously.”
