The Y2K Bug - Slicka - 2000

2000's Hip-Hop, 2000's Rap, Satirical, Comedy Rap

Title - The Y2K Bug
Artist - Slicka
Year - 2000
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Slicka's meteoric rise to the top of the music world was fueled by the massive success of this 2000 hit single, one of the biggest of the year. The album "Dead Mic Drop" further solidified his position, landing in the top 5 albums of the year.
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[Intro]
Yo, is this thing on?

Aight, check one two… Yo, y'all ready to go? 'Cause it's about to get darker than you're dirty searches on the interwebs.

[Verse 1]
Yo, All these kids are just glued to the tube
Waiting around just to see a little bit of boob
And you know Reality TV's their new fucked up sin 
With all these fake ass smiles and Botox grins
(“Oh my god, she so pretty”)
They build shrines in their rooms and pray to magazine bibles to worship Plastic-faced idols
Meanwhile, These celebrities are slingin' you synthetic dreams
And distributing 'em across your tiny screens
We got Britney, Christina and all the other fucking diva's 
(“I LOVE YOU BRITNEY!”)
Everyones treating ‘em like they’re some kind of god
But, it’s all a con to steal ya money just so you're not bored
Yeah, but the feds say I'M the one committing the fraud!
"Well, fuck all that shit"
I don't need no mansion, no fancy ride, just leave me with a little bit of pride
("Hi MTV, welcome to my crib")
Next time you see these celebrities flashin' those diamonds
remember it’s all a perfectly crafted lie, because

They still Shit like you
Stink like you
Fuck up like you!

[Rap Chorus]
Yes, I’m the Y 2 k BUG
Yeah, the Y 2 K BUG
The millennial malware Spreadin’ like a drug
Yes, I’m the Y 2 k BUG
Yeah, the Y 2 K BUG
The virus on the airwaves 'bout to hit number one
the Y 2 K BUG

[Verse 2]
I'm here to expose the secrets your parents want to withhold
The nightmare lurkin' in their suburban abode
("I don't want my kids listening to him")
—that's what they're told
Don't give a damn 'bout critics, their opinions are bought and sold
Let 'em spew their venom, their stories grow old 
I'm here to shock, provoke, defy, 
 and break the mold 
Let's question everything, don't just do what you're told 
I’ll be the anti-hero, the rebel without a cause
Breakin' every rule to watch the whole damn system fold 
("Whats wrong with kids these days!?)

I’ll be the anti-hero, the rebel without a cause
Breakin' every rule to watch the whole damn system fold 
("Whats wrong with kids these days!?)

[Verse 3]
Remember that Election? Bush versus Gore? That shit was a mess! 
Well, turns out the whole thing was rigged, like a reality TV show, a fucking joke (he he)
Then we got Limp Bizkit causing riots at Woodstock, a fucking travesty
('Break Stuff') is what they shouted, whilst the whole world laughed at me
And you know what!? they say, "Don't trust the media!" They're feeding you lies
But they have a point, cause when they talk about me, they might just be right, Ha!
('lock him away!')

[Rap Chorus/ Outro]
Yes, I’m the Y 2 k BUG
Yeah, the Y 2 K BUG
The millennial malware Spreadin’ like a drug
Yes, I’m the Y 2 k BUG
Yeah, the Y 2 K BUG
The virus on the airwaves 'bout to hit number one
the Y 2 K BUG

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Title - The Y2K Bug Artist - Slicka Year - 2000 ______________ Slicka's meteoric rise to the top of the music world was fueled by the massive success of this 2000 hit single, one of the biggest of the year. The album "Dead Mic Drop" further solidified his position, landing in the top 5 albums of the year. ______________ [Intro] Yo, is this thing on? Aight, check one two… Yo, y'all ready to go? 'Cause it's about to get darker than you're dirty searches on the interwebs. [Verse 1] Yo, All these kids are just glued to the tube Waiting around just to see a little bit of boob And you know Reality TV's their new fucked up sin With all these fake ass smiles and Botox grins (“Oh my god, she so pretty”) They build shrines in their rooms and pray to magazine bibles to worship Plastic-faced idols Meanwhile, These celebrities are slingin' you synthetic dreams And distributing 'em across your tiny screens We got Britney, Christina and all the other fucking diva's (“I LOVE YOU BRITNEY!”) Everyones treating ‘em like they’re some kind of god But, it’s all a con to steal ya money just so you're not bored Yeah, but the feds say I'M the one committing the fraud! "Well, fuck all that shit" I don't need no mansion, no fancy ride, just leave me with a little bit of pride ("Hi MTV, welcome to my crib") Next time you see these celebrities flashin' those diamonds remember it’s all a perfectly crafted lie, because They still Shit like you Stink like you Fuck up like you! [Rap Chorus] Yes, I’m the Y 2 k BUG Yeah, the Y 2 K BUG The millennial malware Spreadin’ like a drug Yes, I’m the Y 2 k BUG Yeah, the Y 2 K BUG The virus on the airwaves 'bout to hit number one the Y 2 K BUG [Verse 2] I'm here to expose the secrets your parents want to withhold The nightmare lurkin' in their suburban abode ("I don't want my kids listening to him") —that's what they're told Don't give a damn 'bout critics, their opinions are bought and sold Let 'em spew their venom, their stories grow old I'm here to shock, provoke, defy, and break the mold Let's question everything, don't just do what you're told I’ll be the anti-hero, the rebel without a cause Breakin' every rule to watch the whole damn system fold ("Whats wrong with kids these days!?) I’ll be the anti-hero, the rebel without a cause Breakin' every rule to watch the whole damn system fold ("Whats wrong with kids these days!?) [Rap Chorus] Yes, I’m the Y 2 k BUG Yeah, the Y 2 K BUG The millennial malware Spreadin’ like a drug Yes, I’m the Y 2 k BUG Yeah, the Y 2 K BUG The virus on the airwaves 'bout to hit number one the Y 2 K BUG [Verse 3] Remember that Election? Bush versus Gore? That shit was a mess! Well, turns out the whole thing was rigged, like a reality TV show, a fucking joke (he he) Then we got Limp Bizkit causing riots at Woodstock, a fucking travesty ('Break Stuff') is what they shouted, whilst the whole world laughed at me And you know what!? they say, "Don't trust the media!" They're feeding you lies But they have a point, cause when they talk about me, they might just be right, Ha! ('lock him away!') [Rap Chorus/ Outro] Yes, I’m the Y 2 k BUG Yeah, the Y 2 K BUG The millennial malware Spreadin’ like a drug Yes, I’m the Y 2 k BUG Yeah, the Y 2 K BUG The virus on the airwaves 'bout to hit number one the Y 2 K BUG

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