I know it’s all brand new to you And you still don’t yet know much But we want you too find value Promise we won’t steal your lunch You can ask us all the questions And we swear not to tell any lies Just when you post “What’s this worth?” Leave the base card pics behind Don’t throw your cards against the wall of the sub just to see what might stick I see just one hit and 9 holos And then there’s 30 base pics It’s okay to flex just one gem But you gotta do it right It’s so hard to see those images When they’re all turned on their side It’s a 4X5 inch ratio In a portrait point of view You don’t have to line them side by side Vertical works too I hope I don’t come across as rude This isn’t meant to be a roast So here’s a step by step guide for you First crop Then rotate Then post Don’t throw your cards against the wall of the sub just to see what might stick I see just one hit and 9 holos And then there’s 30 base pics It’s okay to flex just one gem But you gotta do it right It’s so hard to see those images When they’re all turned on their side Glitter and shine looks oh so fine But it’s just not worth a whole lot Its hard tell those holos from gems Now let’s talk about your toes in the shot! Don’t throw your cards against the wall of the sub just to see what might stick I see just one hit and 9 holos And then there’s 30 base pics It’s okay to flex just one gem But you gotta do it right It’s so hard to see those images When they’re all turned on their side Glitter and shine looks oh so fine But it’s just not worth a whole lot Its hard tell those holos from gems Now let’s talk about your toes in the shot! Don’t throw your cards against the wall of the sub just to see what might stick I see just one hit and 9 holos And then there’s 30 base pics It’s okay to flex just one gem But you gotta do it right It’s so hard to see those images When they’re all turned on their side
