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They’re Hiding Aliens (Nordic Discord Challenge)

[Intro] [Verse 1] I took a wrong turn down in New Mexico Saw a sign that said “You’re not supposed to go” But I was curious, just had to peek So I climbed that fence like a ninja geek [Verse 2] I saw a saucer behind a shed With a sticker that said “Property of Fred” A green guy waved and handed me a drink Then poof! I woke up — or so I think… [Chorus] They’re hiding aliens In the desert with their government friends With tinfoil hats and secret plans And holograms of Elvis in their vans Yeah, they’re hiding aliens Playing poker with three little green men If you ask too much, they’ll just pretend But we all know — it’s not the end! [Interlude] [Verse 3] I told my cousin and he just laughed Till he saw my selfie from the alien craft Now he’s got theories, charts, and pins And keeps all his socks in lead-lined tins [Bridge] Don’t trust the moon, it’s a giant eye Filming us from the nighttime sky And crop circles? GPS for the fleet You think it’s a prank — but look at their feet! [Chorus – repeat] They’re hiding aliens In a bunker right beneath your den With Martian chips and cosmic trends And a disco ball from planet Zen Oh, they’re hiding aliens Sending memes through the oxygen vent So grab your boots and tell a friend — Let’s storm the place at 3 AM! [Solo] [Outro] So if you hear a beep or a cosmic tone And your microwave says "You're not alone" Just smile and wink at the sky tonight 'Cause the aliens… are doing all right! They’re hiding aliens In the desert with their government friends With tinfoil hats and secret plans And holograms of Elvis in their vans Yeah, they’re hiding aliens Playing poker with three little green men If you ask too much, they’ll just pretend But we all know — it’s not the end! [End]