The Holiday Oops - Alt Faster Punchier

[Verse 1] The turkey’s burnt to charcoal black, The ham’s still frozen in the back. The lights all blew, we’re in the dark, And someone set off the smoke alarm. The cat climbed up the Christmas tree, The dog stole half the gifts from me. Grandma’s dentures in the punch— Well, that explains the extra crunch. [Pre-Chorus] But hey, we laugh, we shout, we try, It’s chaos wrapped in twinkle lights. And maybe it’s a holiday mess, But honestly, it’s still the best. [Chorus] Welcome to our annual fencing fears, Where grown-ups duel like preschool peers. Wrapped-up blades and cardboard shields, Holiday chaos across the fields. Hey, we tumble, clash, then laugh again, Make memories we’ll hold till the end. It’s messy, sure, but that’s our charm, Cause family keeps the season warm. [Verse 2] The cookies welded to the tray, I swear I followed the recipe. Uncle Joe’s asleep again, Face-down in mashed potatoes pan. My keys are lost in drifting snow, The neighbor’s got our garden gnome. But through the noise and holiday heat, It’s loud and wild, but soft and sweet. [Pre-Chorus] Oh hey, we laugh, we trip, we try, It’s festive chaos come to life. And though it’s not a perfect scene, It’s still our merry, wild routine. [Final Chorus] Welcome to our annual fencing fears, Where grown-ups duel like preschool peers. Wrapped-up blades and cardboard shields, Holiday chaos across the fields. Hey, we stumble, spill, then laugh again, Make memories we’ll hold till the end. It’s madness, sure, but that’s our charm, Cause family keeps the season warm. [Outro] So raise a toast to all our cheer, The best worst holidays of the year. It’s wild, it’s real, it’s ours for sure— Happy chaos, and Paper wars. Happy Holidays from our Family to yours!