[Intro] Boots on the floor, claws on the chair Two little kings are already there Dad said no, but the throne sits high We saw that back and we chose to fly [Verse 1 — Cat One] I take the left side, claim the seam Your blanket fortress is my dream One clean leap and I’m at the top Try to move me, watch me lock [Verse 2 — Cat Two] You call that climbing? Move aside I bring the thunder, I bring the pride Paws on his shoulder, tail held wide This human mountain is mine tonight [Pre-Chorus — Both] He turns around, he counts to three That only makes it fun for me The higher we go, the louder we cry Two furry rockets aiming sky-high [Chorus — Both] Climb on the dad, take the back, take the throne He wants one minute sitting alone Left paw, right paw, battle for height Annoyed hooman dad is losing the fight [Drop — Cat One / Cat Two] [Cat One] I’m up! [Cat Two] I’m higher! [Cat One] Back off! [Cat Two] Try harder! [Both] Paws in the air, claws on the shirt Dad’s patience is about to hurt [Verse 3 — Cat One] He shakes the cushion, I slide, I rise A fearless champion with hungry eyes His tired sigh is my victory song I’ll settle down when the night is gone [Verse 4 — Cat Two] I found the shoulder, perfect view Your little kingdom is overdue You had the back, but I took the crown One irritated human, two cats climbing down [Bridge] Dad says, “Please,” but the room says, “Go” Every soft warning makes us glow We’re not being bad, we’re making a stand For premium access to the human land [Final Chorus — Both] Climb on the dad, take the back, take the throne He wants one minute sitting alone Left paw, right paw, battle for height Annoyed hooman dad is losing the fight [Final Drop] [Cat One] Mine! [Cat Two] Mine! [Both] The highest spot is ours tonight! [Outro] Two sleepy cats, one battered chair Dad still trapped beneath the pair
