My Boss Is On The Toilet (Remastered)

Oh my boss is on the toilet My boss is on the toilet My boss is on the toilet My boss is on the toilet He was in his office, trusted a fart, looked his pair of pants and he soiled it! It was a hot summer day I pulled into work Said damn it’s another Monday! Brought some burritos Handed em out My boss ate two, started to groan and shout “JIMI! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU PUT IN THESE?” I said “man don’t look at me I got them from some fat Mexican ladies!” And now my boss is on the toilet My boss is on the toilet My boss is on the toilet My boss is on the toilet He was in his office, trusted a fart, looked his pair of pants and he soiled it! Oh man I gotta fart! Oh shit that was a shart! Guess I’ll get in the stall next to my boss! And play my guitar! Yeah poop guitar solo! [guitar solo] Oh yeah me and my boss are on the toilet Shittin next to each other and enjoying it His farts act as the drums to our song While I play my guitar and stroke my dong Yeah we’re both big shitters, neither of us are quitters That’s why I’m his number two in command! “Bahahaha! Get it? Number two? It’s POOP! And poop is FUNNY!” Oh yeah! Time for a shitty promotion! [guitar solo] Brapt! Brapt! Brapt! Brapt! Brapt! Brapt!! Brapt! Brapt! YAAAAAAYYY Uh oh. I need the plunger that was a big one….