
A Day At The Mall (Supermarketcore)
Check my friend https://suno.com/@instrumentality who invented this genre [PA system announcement] "Welcome to SunoMarket! Today's special is buy one, get one free on all dairy products. We would like to remind our valued customers, in case of random encounters with Yakuza thugs, to engage in combat at due distance from fragile and breakable objects. Thank you for your cooperation." [PA system announcement] "Attention shoppers: we have a special offer in the bakery section. Freshly baked grasshoppers are now half price! Grab them quick before they get away!" [PA system announcement] "Mr. Plissken, please report to the checkout. Mr. Plissken to the checkout, please." [PA system announcement] "Attention cleaning personnel: a dimensional breach occurred in aisle 6, protoplasmic entities code “shoggoth” are causing sanitary issues in the forbidden books section, aisle 6. Cleanup needed in aisle 6, please. Cleanup in aisle 6." [PA system announcement] “To all security personnel, attention please: a suspicious person has been reported near aisle 9, frozen goods, allegedly sneaking around hiding in a large cardboard box. Witnesses report he bears similarity to famous actor Kurt Russell. The suspect is reportedly speaking to himself referring to an unspecified “Otakon” person. They may be placing erotic magazines on the floor, ignore the erotic magazines, I repeat, ignore the erotic magazines. Whoever seizes a copy report immediately to Supermarket Security HQ.” [PA system announcement] "Customer assistance needed at checkout 3. Frozen lobsters are coming to and refusing to get scanned. Thank you." [PA system announcement] “Attention Shoppers: the produce section is currently off-limits due to a reportedly “large monkey-like animal” throwing barrels down the aisle, please refrain from entering the aisle until the situation is dealt with. Thank you for your cooperation”. [PA system announcement] “Attention all shoppers: somebody please use the summon sign in the vegetable section to help deal with a minor scarlet rot incident we are currently experiencing. Amazing rewards guaranteed!” [PA system announcement] "Attention shoppers: our store will be closing in 30 minutes. We disclaim all liability for any damages and physical or psychological injury arising from unauthorized interaction with any post-closure entity allegedly haunting the supermarket premises. Please bring your purchases to the checkout."

