Pool Incident Six (Full Public Apology Mix)

[Intro] Sunburn crowd, twelve-thirty heat. Lifeguard’s whistle cuts the beat. [Verse 1] Kids float by on noodles cheap, I’m knee-deep praying secrets keep. Something bubbles, tiny threat— I freeze, pretend I don’t know yet. [Pre-Chorus] Hold my breath, fake a grin; whatever’s coming, tuck it in. [Chorus] Pool incident six—my time, my shame, whole damn town remembers my name. If the water turns, just roll with it— splash like sin, commit, commit. [Verse 2] Mom yells “gross!” a wave takes flight, lifeguard radios pure fright. A hush spreads out like chlorine smoke, I cough, the crowd begins the joke. [Pre-Chorus] Sirens in flip-flop time; I’m headline bad, not headline crime. [Chorus] Pool incident six—oh no, oh hell, news vans circling, kids can tell. If the rumor fits, just own the hit— grin wide, don’t quit, don’t quit. [Break / Build] Whistles echo, tension thick; heartbeat counting, crowd gone quick. [Drop] [PA barks:] “GET OUT! EVERYBODY OUT!” (Silence—then beat slams back twice as loud.) [Verse 3] Bleach storm rolls, I stand accused, sun still laughs, dignity bruised. Janitor nods, says “seen it worse,” I high-five him through the curse. [Bridge] Rumor grows into legend fast, “that one time” meant to last. They’ll tell it wrong, I’ll tell it right— I survived that chlorined night. [Double Chorus] Pool incident six—my claim, my brand, not proud, just loud, I understand. If fate says dive, I’ll take the hit— bubble, blush, still own that bit. Pool incident six—one for the feed, trending guilt, comedic need. Camera flash, I blow a kiss, bah-OW to shame—sweet abyss. [Tag / Outro] Whistle fades, crowd thin; someone mutters, “don’t swim with him.”