[Intro] Going for a stroll at the mall, A silly idea that overtakes them all, My mission, should I choose to accept it Is to poop in the urinal, and get away with it! [Verse 1] In the restroom, a mission so bold, I stand at the urinal, feeling so cold. I pull down my pants and do the deed, I squatted over it, and I poopied! [Tense music] Still going but what's that I hear? Someone's coming, oh no, oh dear! Hear footsteps echo, I gotta be slick, Hide in the stall, my moves are quick. **[Chorus]** Oh, this mission's on the edge, will I succeed? A daring feat, I’ve got the speed. On the toilet successfully, not shown. Oh no, oh no, I hope my cover's not blown! [Verse 2] The door swings open, a gasp in the air, The stranger’s disgust, my secret to bear. He leaves dry heaving, And he is in a hurry, leaving! [Music relaxes] In the stall, I poop some more, And from the urinal, I smell poop galore! Finish up fast, no time to delay, I exit coolly, as if nothing’s astray. [Verse 3] Outside in the lot, I start to chuckle, Run to my car, in a quick escape hustle. [Music intensifies] Laughing aloud as onlookers stare, The mission complete, I'm out of there! **[Outro, calm music]** Why did I do it? Who's to say? But at least I got away. Mission accomplished, I wasn't so discreet, It was a bad idea, let's never repeat!
