(Verse 1) I plugged in my fruit and it said, "Yo, I'm online!" My banana’s got WiFi, it’s reading my mind 🍌📶 It streams better than my TV, uploads memes in HD Now it’s asking me, “Why are you still using 4G?” 😎 (Chorus) My banana got WiFi, it's smarter than me! It hacked into school and set my homework free 🎉 It’s watching cat videos while sipping on tea This fruity genius, is the MVP! (Bridge) It’s got a TikTok dance and a LinkedIn page Now my blender’s jealous, it’s filled with rage! 🌀 The apple's mad, the grapes complain But my banana runs the whole domain.
