[Verse 1] This morning I asked my coffee, “Buddy, what’s the master plan?” It bubbled twice and whispered softly, “Boy…just do the best you can.” My neighbor’s rooster sings off-key, But thinks he’s born for MTV. The cows applaud with every moo— Guess confidence can fool you too. [Pre-Chorus] My GPS keeps changing lanes, My luck is dancing in the rain. If life is writing comedy, Well… I’m today’s celebrity. [Chorus] My truck has better ideas than me, It always knows where I should be. I turn left, It turns right— Still gets me home every night. My boots collect the wildest tales, My mailbox’s full of fairy tales. If nothing goes the way I planned, I’ll just wave… With both free hands! [Verse 2] I bought a hat two sizes wide, To hide the nonsense in my mind. The mirror winked and said, “Relax… You’re overdressed for panic attacks.” A squirrel stole my lucky snack, Then proudly never gave it back. I guess he needed confidence, Or maybe just good common sense. [Bridge] The chickens gossip every dawn, The old red barn keeps carrying on. Even my scarecrow shakes his head— “You’re doing fine,” is what he said. [Final Chorus] My truck has better ideas than me, That’s probably destiny. If tomorrow flips upside down, I’ll wear my smile like a crown. Life’s too short to count each flaw, Let’s laugh a little… Yeehaw! [Outro] One more mile… One more grin… Sometimes losing… Feels like a win.
