Aisles and Bays (Until It’s Tuna)

[Intro] [LOW – CLAUDIA] That pallet goes in aisle six. [HIGH – BIANCA] It absolutely does not. [LOW – CLAUDIA] Bay three. [HIGH – BIANCA] Bay two. --- [Verse 1] [LOW – CLAUDIA] Anything you slot I can slot better [HIGH – BIANCA] I can slot pallets faster than you [LOW – CLAUDIA] No you can’t [HIGH – BIANCA] Yes I can [LOW – CLAUDIA] No you can’t [HIGH – BIANCA] Yes I can! --- [Verse 2] [HIGH – BIANCA] Anything you lift I can lift higher [LOW – CLAUDIA] I can stack racks tighter than you [HIGH – BIANCA] No you can’t [LOW – CLAUDIA] Yes I can [HIGH – BIANCA] No you can’t [LOW – CLAUDIA] Yes I can! --- [Chorus] [LOW – CLAUDIA] Aisle six! Bay three! That’s exactly where it needs to be! [HIGH – BIANCA] Aisle four! Bay two! Closer for the outbound crew! [LOW – CLAUDIA] You’ll jam the rack! [HIGH – BIANCA] You’ll slow the lane! [BOTH] Forklifts arguing once again! --- [Bridge – discovery] [HIGH – BIANCA] …wait. [LOW – CLAUDIA] What. [HIGH – BIANCA] Check the label. [LOW – CLAUDIA] … [LOW – CLAUDIA – slowly] Tuna. [HIGH – BIANCA – whisper yelling] Tuna. --- [Break – sudden agreement] [LOW – CLAUDIA] Forget aisle six. [HIGH – BIANCA] Forget aisle four. [LOW – CLAUDIA] Where’s it going? [HIGH – BIANCA] Breakroom floor. --- [Final Chorus] [BOTH] Anything with tuna goes together Anything with tuna goes with us No debate No delay Forklifts racing all the way! [BOTH] No more aisles! No more bays! Tuna solves the argument always! --- [Outro – spoken] [LOW – CLAUDIA] Bianca… [HIGH – BIANCA] Yeah? [LOW – CLAUDIA] We’re definitely getting fired. [HIGH – BIANCA] Worth it.