(Verse 1) Crooked boots on a hardwood floor Trouble always walking through the door It’s time to do what I do best And that’s put your dance skills to the test Black hat tipped and a sideways grin Bartender yelling, “Lord here we go again” Girls all laughing while the boys talk tough But when the beat drops nobody’s standing still long enough (Pre-Chorus) Left foot stomp and the right slide back Whole bar moving when the snare drum cracks One more round let the neon loose Ain’t nobody safe from these crooked boots (Chorus) Crooked boots and a crooked smile Come a little closer gonna drive you wild Two-step fast while the whiskey pours Boots start stomping shaking these floors Hey! Line ‘em up wall to wall Hey! We ain’t slowing down at all If you came here looking for an excuse Better blame it on these crooked boots (Verse 2) Band starts cooking and the room gets loud Dust kicking up from the dancing crowd Girl in red trying not to stare But she keeps getting caught in the neon glare Silver belt buckle catching light Spinning her around till the room feels right Old boys watching with a jealous grin Wishing they still moved like this again (Pre-Chorus) Bootheels hitting like a thunder roll Whole damn room losing self control DJ spinning what the people choose And they all go crazy for these crooked boots (Chorus) Crooked boots and a crooked smile Come a little closer gonna drive you wild Two-step fast while the whiskey pours Boots start stomping shaking these floors Hey! Line ‘em up wall to wall Hey! We ain’t slowing down at all If you came here looking for an excuse Better blame it on these crooked boots (Bridge) Slide left, lean right Whole bar sweating by midnight Hands up, drinks high Neon burning through the night One more song and one more spin A little bad luck never hurt nobody yet If loving this is wrong then cut me loose And throw me to the crowd in these crooked boots (Breakdown Chorus) Hey! Stomp ‘em down boys Hey! Let the girls make noise Hey! Dust flying roof to roof Whole damn bar going wild for these crooked boots (Final Chorus) Crooked boots and a crooked smile Come a little closer gonna drive you wild Two-step fast while the whiskey pours Boots start stomping shaking these floors Hey! Line ‘em up wall to wall Hey! We ain’t slowing down at all If you came here looking for an excuse Better blame it on these crooked boots (Outro) Crooked boots on a hardwood floor… Trouble always walking through the door… Yeah… here we go again…