[Intro] I ordered value meal twelve Extra sauce on the side Seaweed fries look perfect But something isn't right [Verse 1] I got the greasy bag I got the soggy napkin I got the toy that's broken And a ketchup packet But I’m staring at this tray Like it personally insulted me ’Cause how am I supposed to eat If my drink is missing See? [Chorus] Diet Dr. Kelp?! Where’s my drink Where’s my drink Where’s my drink?! Got the combo Got the receipt But I’m parched and I’m on the brink Diet Dr. Kelp?! Did you think Did you think Did you think I’d just sit here Dry as dust With these fries and nothing to drink?! [Verse 2] I rang the little bell Four Five Six times (hey!) Cashier popping bubblegum Says I’m “outta my mind” But this is principle This is ocean law You promised me a soda Now I’m yelling through a straw [Chorus] Diet Dr. Kelp?! Where’s my drink Where’s my drink Where’s my drink?! My gills all squeak when I try to speak And my patience starting to shrink Diet Dr. Kelp?! Did you think Did you think Did you think I’d just slurp this melted ice From the bottom of an empty drink?! [Bridge] [Music drops Dramatic spoken] Look at this bag Look at this tray You see any bubbles? Any fizz? Any glorious Glug-glug goodness? (me neither…) [Band SLAM back in] I want that cup with my name Little lid Little straw Little foam on the top I won’t rest Won’t chill Won’t stop Till that first sip hits and my eyes go “POP!” (woo!) [Chorus] Diet Dr. Kelp?! Where’s my drink Where’s my drink Where’s my drink?! Got my dignity on the line Over something I can’t even sink Diet Dr. Kelp?! Did you think Did you think Did you think You could serve this meal to me And forget the most important thing?! [Outro] Diet Dr. Kelp… I won’t leave I won’t go I won’t blink Till I slurp that fizzy fate (…and I finally get my drink)
