[Verse] We stormed the castle under moonlight glow With a pizza box shield and a rubber bow The guards were laughing Thought it was a joke Until Dave tripped over and Took down the moat [Chorus] Storm the castle Charge the gates Grab the treasure Steal the plates The king is yelling "Who are you?" We’re the misfits The reckless crew [Verse 2] The knights came swinging with Swords of steel I blocked with a trash can lid Unreal The jester joined us He switched his side He said "The king’s been stealing my fries!" [Prechorus] We climbed the tower Step by step One guard was napping We sidestepped [Chorus] Storm the castle Break the throne Paint the walls with our cologne The king is shouting "Guards Attack!" But we took em out theyre on the racks [Bridge] The queen appeared A frying pan in hand Said "Knock it off This wasn’t the plan" We froze mid-swing She looked so stern Then she winked and said "Let the castle burn"
