That's A Vampire, Wow (human-written lyrics)

i saw a spiny little spider slide up buttered up beside some garlic and i was scared of spider but the spider feared the vampire and okay I didn't really see the vampire till just now like oh no way that's a vampire wow I didn't think I'd ever see one in daylight and so me and the spider ran away together for the duration of the vampires immortal life i saw a spiny little spider slide up buttered up beside some garlic and i was scared of spider but the spider feared the vampire and okay I didn't really see the vampire till just now like oh no way that's a vampire wow I didn't think I'd ever see one in daylight and so me and the spider ran away together for the duration of the vampires immortal life that's forever (that's forever..) i saw a spiny little spider slide up buttered up beside some garlic and i was scared of spider but the spider feared the vampire and okay I didn't really see the vampire till just now like oh no way that's a vampire wow I didn't think I'd ever see one in daylight and so me and the spider ran away together for the duration of the vampires immortal life