[Intro] Whither the keyboard? Whither our skills? [Verse] Lost to the sands of time, Choices of another age. Reasons for pretty things, Sellin' stuff on a webpage. First the mouse, then the touchscreen, Now we're dumb, smudging at the glass. Look at us infants now Pawing at thrills, Lackin' fine motor skills! [Chorus] It was the GOO-OO-EEs that robbed us Losin' them Qwerty skills It was the GOO-OO-EEs that cheated us No more muscle memory It was the GOO-OO-EEs that fucked us Can't do anything fast [Verse 2] Humanity is trapped in the light of monitors From New York to Los Angeles From Peking to Singapore Our fingers used to be fast across the keys From Qwerty we fell.... Pick from a list...slow It'll drive you mad Pick from a list...slow [spoken] If I only had a button... That when pressed... It picked the third... THING... FROM A LIST! (Get back them Qwerty skills) [spoken] Sadly, now... With our software stacks... Things are too complicated. Too many stylings.... Too many reinventions of the wheel. (Get back them Qwerty skills) It is beyond our technology... sadly... To make a button.... That when pressed... It picks the third... THING... FROM A LIST! (Get back them Qwerty skills) [Chorus] It was the GOO-OO-EEs that robbed us Losin' them Qwerty skills It was the GOO-OO-EEs that cheated us No more muscle memory It was the GOO-OO-EEs that fucked us Can't do anything fast [solo] [chorus reprise] alt, F, 1, META, X, E (they robbed us) alt, F, 1, META, X, O (they cheated us) alt, F, 1, META, X, R (they fucked us) Can't do anything fast alt, F, 1, META, X, E (they robbed us) alt, F, 1, META, X, O (they cheated us) alt, F, 1, META, X, R (they fucked us) Can't do anything fast
