[Intro] (Yeah, that's right, fuck 'em all off to borstal!) [Verse one] There's too many young offenders Robbing people and committing murders The police are now all soft as shit I for one have had enough of it [Verse two] Back in the day, there was a place for them to go Yet people cry, scream and yell no Bollocks, it worked in the past and it can today It will clean up their act, it is a true and tried way [Instrumental] [Bridge] It's a place where they learn to work and behave Instead of acting like a savage who crawled out of a cave It makes young men better members of society If you want them lawless, you're just bloody silly [Chorus] Fuck 'em off to borstal Watch the crime rate fall Say goodbye to crime Knock some sense into the ne'er do well slime [Instrumental] (Go on, piss off over there, you little shit!) [Verse three] It turns a bad lad to good Just like how it should Going in as troublesome boys and turning into good men Use those tried and true methods like we did back then [Bridge] We should bring it back Now and cut them no slack Work 'em like horses in a field See the results it shall wield [Chorus] Fuck 'em off to borstal Watch the crime rate fall Say goodbye to crime Knock some sense into the ne'er do well slime [Outro] (Bring back borstal and knock some sense into the bastards, ha!)
