[Intro] [Bert] Mutton Again! [William] It’s all we’s gettin’! [Bert] I can wants! [Tom] I’mma smash both ya iffen ya don’t shut up! [Verse 1] [Tom] Nuttin’ but muttin… day after day… [Bert] Same greasy chops… same stringy tray… [William] I’m sick o’ muttin’ stew, boys… Sick o’ muttin’ bone… [Bert] I wants something juicy, with a smoky tone [Tom] I wants me a… Hey.. d’ya hear dat noiz? [William] Oy… lookit THAT. [Bert] Fresh little thing… [William] Finally somethin’ that ain’t muttin’… [Hook] [All Trolls] Hows we gonna cooks ’em? Boil ’em? Roast ’em? Fry ’em in fat? We’ve had nuttin’ but muttin— Now we’ve got somethin’ better than that! [Post Chorus] [Bilbo] Dwarves—RUN! Don’t come near me! I’m Done For!!! [All Trolls] Dwarves!! [Dwarves Screaming] Run for your Lives!!!! [Verse 2] [William] Get ‘Em! [Tom] Oy! Big ones! [Bert] Thick ones! [William] Proper dinner tonight! [Bert] I’ve got more over ‘ere! [Tom] We gonna cooks ‘em up right! [William] We’s gettin’ us a treat and funs! [Hook] [All Trolls] Hows we gonna cooks ’em? Toast ‘em! Dry ‘em! Slap ‘em on hot stone! Boil the big ones! Roast the small!, Skin ‘em good, and crush all the bone! Fry ’em whole or chop ’em all! [Bridge] [Gandalf Over Troll] Boil ’em… [Tom] I SAID roast ’em! [Gandalf Over Troll] Toast ’em… [Bert] I SAID fry ’em! [Gandalf Over Troll] No heat dry ’em… [William] NO, NO! Chop ‘em up and stewify ‘em [Hook] [All Trolls] Hows we gonna cooks ’em?! Boil ’em! Roast ’em! Fry ’em! Smash ’em! None o’ you knows NOTHIN’! I’ll cook ’em MY way! An I don’t wanna hear no more of what you two gotsta say! [Outro] [Gandalf ] Look east. Your demise is already spun! [All Trolls] NO—THE SUN— AAAAaaarrrrgh… [Stone rumble] [Silence] [Bilbo] I… I’m alive… [Gandalf] And a far bit wiser for it. [Bilbo] Barely, I feel… [Gandalf] Barely is enough for one night…
