[Verse 1] He woke up Changed his trade Dropped the wheat Grabbed a blade Iron helmet Tiny hat Said “I fight crime now How ‘bout that?” (hmm) Built a jail out of spruce Booked a llama for “tax abuse” Trips on rails Falls off the track Writes himself a ticket Fines his own back [Pre-Chorus] He’s got that Blocky badge Little legs Big power trip Walking in circles Tripping over his own drip Dreaming of hero capes But the cape won’t fit Whole town watching like “He’s gonna mess this up again Isn’t he?” [Chorus - Stop-and-go, sudden silence on "Stop"] Villager cop Stop Stop Arresting the sheep for “loitering crops” (hey!) Handcuffed a cow in a lab coat top Doctor Moo just trying to do her job (let her go!) Villager cop Flop Flop Writes up the sun for “daylight shock” We all dance while the cases drop Everybody sing “Somebody take his badge He’s lost!” [Verse 2] Sees a pig on a diving board Cites him twice for “being bored” Chases Enderman for “moving chairs” Ends up stuck in his own stairs Pulled a boat over In the sand Said “You’re speeding Show your hand” It’s a cactus. He still reads rights Cactus silent Like every night [Pre-Chorus] He’s got that Tiny brain Giant book of silly laws Writes “you’re under carpet” by mistake Dramatic pause Dreaming of slow walks Cool montage Whole town laughing as he salutes his own mirage [Chorus - Stop-and-go, sudden silence on "Stop"] Villager cop Stop Stop Arresting the wheat for “being too tall crops” (what?) Banned baked bread at the village shop Said carbs cause crime and “crook hip-hop” Villager cop Flop Flop Gave a ticket to a pumpkin block We all chant while his jaw goes drop Everybody sing “Somebody take his badge He’s lost!” (hey!) [Bridge - Clacky drums, buzzing bass] He cuffed the air for “suspicious breeze” Tried to frisk a stack of leaves Built a roadblock made of doors Then locked himself inside Of course (of course) The cow in scrubs just shakes her head “Sir I just fix hurt legs ” she said He says “You’re under… um… doctor-rest?” Whole crowd yells “You’re not the best!” (nope!) [Chorus - Stop-and-go, sudden silence on "Stop"] Villager cop Stop Stop Arresting the moon for “working night ops” (what you doing?) Tased his own boots Made his toes pop Filed a report on a raindrop Villager cop Flop Flop We dance around every failed roadblock Hands in the air as his notebook drops Everybody sing “Somebody take his badge He’s lost!” Everybody sing “Somebody take his badge He’s lost!” (one more time) Everybody sing “Somebody take his badge He’s lost!”
