[SICK PARADE] 07 - COMMERCIAL BREAK (feat. Z.O.É)

Z.O.É

Commercial jingle, progressively faster into a final 15-second alarmed rhythmic overload, subtle glitches, tape warping, electrical artifacts, speech stutters, detuned jingle and hard unresolved cut, user's own recorded female announcer shifting from absurdly cheerful to strained, creepy children's replies, distant male interjection and cold distorted system warnings, toy piano, handclaps, bright bells, heartbeat and warning alarms

[bright commercial jingle] [Female Announcer | absurdly cheerful] Are you experiencing... sadness? anger? existential dread? or... independent thought? [children gasp] Don't worry! Ask absolutely nobody if NORMALAX™ is right for you! [happy jingle] NORMALAX™ helps reduce unwanted symptoms of personality so you can get back to being... [Children] NORMAL! [Female Announcer | faster] NORMALAX™ may improve smiling, nodding, productivity, brand loyalty and tolerance of pointless meetings! [Male | distant] What the fuck? [Female Announcer | very fast] Side effects may include laughing crying dreaming doubting loving screaming dancing thinking wanting touching questioning disobedience spontaneous joy unapproved sadness sexual desire creativity empathy curiosity and occasional awareness of your own mortality— [warning alarm] [Female Announcer | suddenly concerned] Oh. Oh dear. [heartbeat] [Female Announcer] Patient appears to be... [glitch] alive. [ALARM] [distorted system voice] WARNING. WARNING. PATIENT APPEARS ALIVE. [hard transition]

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