[Intro: Bubblegum Synths, Bouncy Bass, Handclaps, Playful Record Scratch] [High-Pitched Synthetic Female Voice: Digitally Tuned Valley Girl Speech, Cute Robotic Inflections, Exaggerated Pitch Jumps, Rapid-Fire Comedic Timing] "Okay, so, like... can we TALK?" "Because I am literally a WOLF girl." "An Ōkami. Hello?!" "And somehow, EVERYBODY is obsessed with FOX girls?!" "Like... are you KIDDING me right now?!" [Beat Drop: Punchy Dance-Pop Groove] [Verse 1: Sassy Female Vocals, Playful Attitude] She walks in with her fluffy tails, Everybody screams and the internet fails. Nine little tails and a magical glow, Suddenly she's got her own anime show! I walk in with my ears held high, Big fluffy tail and electric-blue eyes. Nobody notices, nobody cares, Like, EXCUSE ME?! Do you SEE these ears?! [Pre-Chorus: Rising Synths, Dramatic Vocal Delivery] She's got illusions, she's got tricks, She's got a thousand fanboy clicks. I've got loyalty, claws, and bite, And I look freaking AWESOME in moonlight! [Explosive Vocaloid-Style J-Pop Chorus: Hyper-Precise Synthetic Soprano, Rapid Syllables, Bright Layered Digital Harmonies, Pitch-Bent Vocal Chops] LIKE, SERIOUSLY?! I'M A WOLF! Not some fox with a magical glow! I can howl, I can hunt, I can steal the show, But the kitsune gets the love?! OH NO! Like, OH. MY. GOD! Can somebody give a wolf applause?! I've got the fluff, I've got the sass, And a tail that's totally WORLD CLASS! [Post-Chorus: Vocal Chops, Bouncy Electronic Hook] O-o-o-Ōkami! Why don't you notice me?! O-o-o-Ōkami! I'm, like, WOLF royalty! [Verse 2: Rhythmic Talk-Singing, Comedic Frustration] Okay, so fox girls get shrines, And mysterious powers and romantic storylines. They wink one eye and the boys all swoon, I literally HOWL AT THE FREAKING MOON! She's got nine tails? Well, good for her! Does she shed? 'Cause I shed FUR! But mine's, like, totally premium grade, And I don't need illusions to get a date! [Spoken Female: Interrupting the Music] "Wait. WAIT." "Did somebody just call me a DOG GIRL?!" [Record Scratch, Complete Silence] "OH. MY. GOD." "That's, like, a completely different demographic!" [Beat Slams Back In] [Pre-Chorus 2: Rising Synths, Increasingly Dramatic] She gets the posters, she gets the praise, I'm over here in my wolf-girl phase! She gets the temples, the mystical lore, I get asked if I can FETCH?! WHAT FOR?! [Explosive Vocaloid-Style J-Pop Chorus: Hyper-Precise Synthetic Soprano, Rapid Syllables, Bright Layered Digital Harmonies, Pitch-Bent Vocal Chops] LIKE, SERIOUSLY?! I'M A WOLF! Not some fox with a magical glow! I can howl, I can hunt, I can steal the show, But the kitsune gets the love?! OH NO! Like, OH. MY. GOD! Can somebody give a wolf applause?! I've got the fluff, I've got the sass, And a tail that's totally WORLD CLASS! [Glitchy Breakdown: Robotic Spoken Female, Each Comparison Pitched Higher, Chiptune Punctuation, Abrupt Digital Silence] [Spoken Female: Overly Serious, Dramatic] "Okay. Let's compare." "Fox girls? Sneaky." "Wolf girls? Loyal." "Fox girls? Illusions." "Wolf girls? Solutions." "Fox girls? Nine tails." "Wolf girls? ONE. PERFECT. TAIL." [Pause] "And another thing..." "Foxes go... yip yip yip." [Deep Inhale] [Female Vocal: Surprisingly Powerful, Reverberating Wolf Howl] "AWOOOOOOOOOOOO!" [Instrumental Break: 158 BPM Hyper-Speed Bluegrass Banjo Solo, Kawaii Chiptune Arpeggios, Punchy J-Pop Drums, Playful Synth Bass, Banjo and 8-Bit Synth Call-and-Response] [Spoken Female: High-Pitched Synthetic Voice, Confused] "Wait... is that a BANJO?!" [Banjo Solo Intensifies, Double-Time Picking] [Spoken Female: Delighted] "OH. MY. GOD. I LOVE THIS!" [Explosive Electronic Drum Fill, Banjo Continues Into Final Chorus] [Explosive Vocaloid-Style J-Pop Chorus: Hyper-Precise Synthetic Soprano, Rapid Syllables, Bright Layered Digital Harmonies, Pitch-Bent Vocal Chops] LIKE, SERIOUSLY?! I'M A WOLF! Got the moonlight shining on my soul! I'm the queen of the pack, got a heart of gold, And my fluffy little ears NEVER GET OLD! Like, OH. MY. GOD! I'm a supernatural superstar! Let the fox girls have their magical tricks, I'm the wolf girl everybody's gonna PICK! [Outro: Bouncy Synths, Fading Handclaps] [Spoken Female: Smug, Playful] "So, like... no offense to kitsune girls." "Some of my best friends are foxes." [Pause] "But seriously..." "NINE TAILS?!" "That's not a personality, Jessica." [Final Synth Stab] "Ugh. Whatever." [End]
