Prairie Doggin - 𝕆𝕏𝔾𝕆𝕆𝕊𝔼 ℝ𝔸𝔻𝕀𝕆

[announcer] Oxgoose Radio If you were really tough, you'd be Laura Ingalls Wilder Y'all got that little house that little house be frickin small out up on that stanky prairie Ain' even playin' with yall Got little player, no-diff-Laura she straight tellin' it, SON Blastin' holes through all thuh bidGes with her frickin six-Gunn! blicka-blastah. Blicka-blastah. get dat fricka-pist-old-ass past her Should've glassed her she were faster and now ya handin over lunch money lunch money. Ya shoulda moved on shids so quick but lost ya lunch money. shiss so sassy, shakin' piggies nasty earnin' her's a blasty flippin' suckin' buckin' off woopin' cough uppa lung when wer done (SOUNDS F-F-F-FUN!) [Bridge] The man's on the Highway ta heaven swingin axes at da bears throwin' boulders at them women eatin handfuls uh beaver hairs Snaggin snatchy classy like a man of friggan granite Plowin fields a'plenty make the honeys never stand it fertilize theplanet get it understand it hitch-up on to yer wagon ride it close sit an fan it got the liddle house this house be small out there on this funky prairie Not even playin' with ya Dang little player, Laura paintin' characters Makin' you see colors 'fore lootin', then scootin! blicka-blastah. Blicka-blastah. get dat fricka-pist-old-ass past 'er Should'a glassed 'er she wer faster and now your ass is passing over lunch money lunch money. Ya gettin flounced. Press'n bounced. They done pounced. and so ya gone an lost ya lunch money. ya know that shids so sassy. shids so sassy? shids so sassy, shakin' piggies nasty earnin' her's a blasty flippin' suckin' buckin' off woopin' cough uppa lung when wer done (SOUNDS FUN!) blicka-blastah. Blicka-blastah. blicka-blicka bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bllick. (BONNG!)