[Fast-paced Comedy Polka, 140 BPM, frantic accordion, heavy tuba oompah, bright 80s synth-brass, manic drums with woodblocks and crash cymbals, unhinged parody male vocals, frequent high-pitched yodelling, cartoon sound effects (slide whistle or penny whistle, duck call, honk, whistling, hooter, stomping, spat, fart), slapstick mood] [Intro: Fast manic accordion trill, loud slide whistle "WHOOP!", bicycle horn honk] (Nutbusters!) [Verse 1: Upbeat polka oompah, heavy tuba] If a strange man hits you in the tender balls Who you gon' call? (Nutbusters!) If your left one swells and it don't look good Who you gon' call? (Nutbusters!) [Chorus: High-energy polka, frantic cowbell hits] I’m barfing up all my lunch! (Oof! Quack Meowl!) I’m barfing up all my lunch! [Verse 2: Accordion-heavy with comical "boing" and "slide whistle up"] If you're seein' stars runnin' through your head Who can you call? (Nutbusters!) A ventriloquist's knee smashin' in your bed Oh, who you gon' call? (Nutbusters!) [Chorus: Fast tempo, loud rimshots, "A-WOOGA" horn] I’m barfing up all my lunch! (Soprano yodel!) Uh, I’m barfing up all my lunch! [Verse 3: Staccato brass hits, chaotic percussion] Who you gon' call? (Nutbusters!) If you’re all alone, grab a bag of peas And call (Nutbusters!) [Yodelling Break: Total accordion mayhem, tempo increases to frantic speed] (Yodel-ay-ee-hoo!) (Yodel-ay-ee-yodel-ay-ee-yodel-ay-ee-hoo-hoo-hoo!) (Slide whistle goes up and down rapidly) (Vocalizing: "AIE-AIE-AIE-AIE-OUCH-CH-CH!") [Bridge: Circus-style polka, bass drum kicks on every beat] I’m barfing up all my lunch! (Ooh, I’m singing like a girl!) Hm, I’m barfing up all my lunch! (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!) [Verse 4: Manic tuba solo background, high-pitched vocal inflection] Who you gon' call? (Nutbusters!) Mm, if you've had a dose of a size ten boot, baby You'd better call (Nutbusters!) (High-pitched scream!) [Interlude: Music drops to a single tuba "blat" and a drum roll] Lemme tell ya somethin' Crushin' makes me feel bad! (Slide whistle down!) [Chorus: Full ensemble, maximum volume, accordion shredding] I’m barfing up all my lunch! (Honk honk!) Uh, I’m barfing up all my lunch! [Verse 5: Fast and frenetic oompah, crash cymbals] Don't get caught alone, oh, no (Nutbusters!) When the bowling ball Hits the ol' town hall Unless you just a-want some more I think you'd better call (Nutbusters!) (Soprano yodel: Yodel-lay-ee!) [Outro: Accordion flourishes between every line, fading out with chaos] Who you gon' call? (Nutbusters!) Who you gon' call? (Nutbusters!) I think you'd better call (Nutbusters!) Ha-ha, who you gon' call? (Nutbusters!) I can't hear you! Who you gon' call? (Nutbusters!) Louder! (Nutbusters!) Who you gon' call? (Nutbusters!) Who can you call? (Nutbusters!) Who you gon' call? (Nutbusters!) (High-pitched giggle) Ha-ha-ha, uh, it hurts the girls too! (Nutbusters!) (Final big finish: Tuba "fart" sound, duck call, and a loud crash)
