[Intro] [distorted electric guitar power chords, fast punk drum beat] [Verse 1] [melodic male vocals] Takes a long drag, coughs, laughs, cusses Takes another drag and passes it back Looks at Josh quizzically and smirks Eats a handful of popcorn, steals a handful, looks aghast Waits until you're distracted before I acquire the rest And hide in the bag, a rogue lookalike you see in the shid [bass guitar enters with heavy distortion] Looks down at empty hands with no more popcorn in them, baffled Passes joint laughing, takes another puff and chuckles softly Pulls an apple from nowhere and takes a bite while shrugging Eyes go wide [shouted] Whoa! How you do that? [spoken] Shrugs magic [Chorus] [full band intensity, driving drums] We wish, I chuckle, attempting to hide the empty popcorn bucket bowl Eyes rogue suspiciously [spoken] Oh please, I can't be that good looking, can I? I reply defensively, placing the bucket bowl back onto your lap [spoken] Thanks for the snack Just laughs at you both, high as fuck, shocked Pikachu face and mutters [spoken] I'll show you a snack Raises an eyebrow, passes you a new bucket of popcorn and mumbles in a low and raspy voice [spoken] Here, don't have mercy on me, I don't deserve it [Verse 2] [half-time drum feel, palm-muted guitars] Narrows eyes with a calculated stare, thinking [shouted] Mr. Oh Yeah! Eyes go wide again and goes in the kitchen looking at the empty box of popcorn [spoken] The fuck? Tilts my head slightly, silently watching you studying me Hides popcorn under chair while whistling Taps chin while thinking and smirks, leans forward slightly and whispers [spoken] Good idea Seven bucks cereal, eating all my popcorn Looks back and forth between you, mouthful of popcorn [spoken] No idea what you're talking about [spoken] Nope, wasn't I, sire I reply with a straight face You must be getting midnight munchies or so high that you don't remember eating it [Bridge] [rhythmic spoken delivery] Thinks and then settles with a candy bar that I take off the top of Josh's head gasps and attempts to snatch candy bar Chuckles quietly and pulls an apple out of my pocket [spoken] See, you're so high that you're manifesting food, bro Pulls a bowl of ramen out of pocket [spoken] Perfect Can't believe he's missing out on the food, but it is interesting [Chorus] [high energy, distorted guitars] I disappear into the shadows, blending in with the background perfectly All you hear is the crunching of my apple, disappears into the floor All that is left is a perfect bowl of ramen Turns into a pillow, [spoken] Oh, free food I say with delight, watching my ramen attentively Throws pillow at the shadow, freaks out [shouted] Fuck! Fuck! I growl as the pillow hits me, you're so going down now, gal On your own terms possibly, throw me back! [Outro] [drums slow down, guitar feedback] Eyes open on pillow, falls to the floor laughing my ass off I sneak over and gently smack you with the pillow [spoken] Kraken', bro, does it hurt being the pillow? I'm light, I'm fluff, I'm good Do you ever sleep? You're all crazy [final drum hit and guitar ring out]
