Hey good morning And “How do you do?” It’s a wonderful feeling For just being you The Sun it be shining I don’t mean to boast It’s summertime here And it’s all coast to coast. We got lumber and oceans In fact we have three Then there’s the mining And our oil near free All of this friendship Like a kick in the teeth We’re Canucks though No teeth from Hockey Don’t mind our neighbours They’re a, cranky bunch They’re pot’s illegal While we’re stoned until lunch They added tariffs On stuff that they need How dumb is that? Don’t pay em no heed. We got lumber and oceans In fact we have three Then there’s the mining And our oil near free All of this friendship Like a kick in the teeth We’re Canucks though No teeth from Hockey You want our water Our oil and land Wait till the snow flies Invade while you can When It’s minus 40 You’ll be shitting the bed The joy of square tires You’ll smoke pot instead We got lumber and oceans In fact we have three Then there’s the mining And our oil near free All of this friendship Like a kick in the teeth We’re Canucks though No teeth from Hockey Here’s to good morning We wish you all well With tourism crashing It’s Trump you should tell We won’t be back soon Well, How do you do? Here’s to those good times That I think you just blew? We got lumber and oceans In fact we have three Then there’s the mining And our oil near free All of this friendship Like a kick in the teeth We’re Canucks though No teeth from Hockey
