[Intro] [Chorus] Them dang ol’ dingbats got in muh dang beer Yeeaaah them dang ol’ Marty boys did it again How the hell I wet my whistle with no dang beer The Marty boys daddy gonna get me in his ear Ooooooooo ooooooo [Verse 1] Spoke tuh Sheriff Tate all he could muster was a shrug “Boys will be boys” he said “they just havin’ some fun” But I reckon I ain’t a man if they use me like a rug I’ll use vigilante justice to wipe the grins off them mugs [Chorus] Them dang ol’ dingbats got in muh dang beer Yeeaaah them dang ol’ Marty boys did it again How the hell I wet my whistle with no dang beer The Marty boys’ daddy gonna get me in his ear Ooooooooo ooooooo [Verse 2] Got my shotgun in place steady, trip wire under tension Got it angled at the floor just wanna teach those boys a lesson Just to shake em up a bit, a harmless little scare, So them dang ol’ boys steer clear from muh dang ol beer [Chorus] Them dang ol’ dingbats got in muh dang beer Yeeaaah them dang ol’ Marty boys did it again How the hell I wet my whistle with no dang beer The Marty boys’ daddy gonna get me in his ear [Verse 3] Well I tell you folks I swear it was just a dang ol joke But what happened that night could turn the devil’s mood cold That boy Ted Marty must have been too close Hank done seent a trench plowed through his brother’s skull [Bridge] What I thought was a solution changed the town for the worse I’m sittin in a cell and a child’s in a hearse “Boys will be boys” wish I had stayed a rug Then that boy’s poor mama’d still see his happy mug [Final Chorus] Them dang ol’ dingbats got in muh dang beer Yeeaaah them dang ol’ Marty boys did it again How the hell I wet my whistle with no dang beer The Marty boys’ daddy gonna get me in his ear [Outro] Boys will be boys Boys will be Yeah they’ll be Yeah they’ll be Boys will be… Lord they’ll be… Yeah boys will be… [End]
