(Verse 1) Hera’s a curly girl, black and white, divine, Her coat’s a patchwork, her spirit’s one of a kind. But bring out a boat, and she’ll dig in her paws, No ocean voyages—she’s got her own laws. (Chorus) She barks at the squirrels, oh, how they flee, Chasing them up every branch and tree. She loves Rick and Jane, they’re her life, her crew, And the grandkids? Oh, they’re her favorite, too. (Verse 2) She waits by the door when the grandkids arrive, With a wag and a pounce, she feels so alive. Jumping up high, she showers them with glee, Hera’s joy is wild, as pure as can be. (Chorus) She barks at the squirrels, oh, how they flee, Chasing them up every branch and tree. She loves Rick and Jane, they’re her life, her crew, And the grandkids? Oh, they’re her favorite, too. (Bridge) Her paws hit the ground as they all laugh and play, In Hera’s big heart, it’s the perfect day. No boats, no waves, just her family’s cheer, With Rick and Jane and the kids all near. (Chorus) She barks at the squirrels, oh, how they flee, Chasing them up every branch and tree. She loves Rick and Jane, they’re her life, her crew, And the grandkids? Oh, they’re her favorite, too. (Outro) Hera’s a water dog, but her love’s on land, With her wagging tail and her playful stand. She’ll chase the squirrels and leap to the skies, But it’s Rick, Jane, and the kids who light up her eyes.
