[Intro] “Let’s punch!” [verse] I’m gonna punch you in the back And punch you in the front I’m gonna punch you in the sack I’m gonna do a big old punt. I’m gonna punch you…in…the…dick. [chorus] Dicks were made for peeing and punching! This ain’t no church town luncheon! I’m going to punch you in the dick! It’s gonna make you feel sick! When I punch YOU…IN….THE…DICK! [verse] Now that your are rolling around, On the wet green grass. You know the pow pow sound, Of me kicking your ass. ‘Cause I just punched you…in…the…dick. [chorus] Dicks were made for peeing and punching! This ain’t no church town luncheon! I’m going to punch you in the dick! It’s gonna make you feel sick! When I punch YOU…IN….THE…DICK! [solo] [bridge] Violence is never the answer. But nothing beats a good de pantser. And punching your dick? Such a great trick! [outro] Dicks were made for peeing and punching! This ain’t no church town luncheon! I’m going to punch you in the dick! It’s gonna make you feel sick! When I punch YOU…IN….THE…DICK! TAKE THAT ONE TROUSER SNAKE! HUZZAH!
