[Intro] I know the drawer is broken I know I have a system [Verse 1] I saw you put the Post-it on the handle I saw you underline the word "PLEASE" I'm not ignoring you, I'm being strategic I'm waiting for the right humidity and degrees The YouTube tutorial's already bookmarked I've watched the first four minutes twice I own a level now, I bought it at the hardware store I know what I'm doing, I just need the precise— [Pre-Chorus] I don't need the forwarded articles I don't need your father's advice I don't work on your schedule, sorry Some things in life you cannot price [Chorus] I said I'd do it — and I will I said I'd do it — I've got the skill I've got a tape measure somewhere in a coffee can I am a capable and handy man I said I'd do it (He said he'd do it!) I said I'd do it (Whoa-oh-oh!) I'm gonna do it... when conditions are right [Verse 2] You think that it's simple, just tighten a screw But you don't understand load-bearing dynamics The drawer is a system, the cabinet's an ecosystem I'm not just fixin', I'm basically a mechanic What's three years in a forty-year marriage? That's seven percent, that's a blip The pyramids took two decades, Linda I will not be rushed, I will not let this slip [Pre-Chorus] And yes, I took the knob off to "look at it" And yes, that was eleven months back It's in the garage, in a bag, on a shelf Labeled "DRAWER - DO NOT TOUCH - I HAVE A PLAN OF ATTACK" [Chorus] I said I'd do it — it's on my list I said I'd do it — how could you have missed The bullet point, number fourteen, highlighted yellow? I am an organized and competent fellow I said I'd do it (He said he'd do it!) I said I'd do it (Whoa-oh-oh!) It's basically already done... mentally [Bridge] Okay. You want the truth? I'm scared I don't... I don't actually know what a dowel is I thought I did I was wrong I've been living a lie, Linda Exposed Hollow But today? Today I become the man you married The man who said "I can install that ceiling fan" in 2019. (we do not talk about the ceiling fan) TODAY... I RISE! [Chorus] I said I'd do it — I'm on my feet I said I'd do it — victory's sweet I'm vertical, I'm mobile, I'm practically there I've got momentum and I've got chest hair I said I'd do it (He said he'd do it!) I said I'd do it (whoa-oh-oh!) I'm doing it, I'm doing it, I'm— [Outro] Okay but first I need a snack You can't do precision work with low blood sugar That's just physics. Or biology. One of the sciences We're out of the good cheese Babe? Can you add that to the list? The list is in the broken drawer, isn't it? This is fine Everything is fine I'll fix it tomorrow
