Don't Steal Any Vans

[Intro] Hey Dan I've been living in the ghetto Alright I guess I gotta tell you a story [Verse 1] Well, I knew this dude His name was Can Well, Tall Can actually Alright And he died I know, he was only like 22 or some shit I, I, I don't know how old he is Alright, but anyways [Verse 2] He died, died in a car accident in a, in a stolen vehicle While being chased by the police And, and, uh, they wrapped around a big ass pole And, uh, you know, he was killed But, uh, well not instantly, he was, he was alive for like seven days in the hospital And, uh, then he died So, you know, it's kinda tragic, but, uh [Chorus] That's what you get if you steal a goddamn van, though Don't steal any vans, that's what the moral of the story is That's what I'm trying to get through to you Don't steal any vans, right? Because you will die [Outro] Thank you Woo! Hello! Alright, but anyways